Asswipe

There is a common misconception that an asswipe can be equated to an asshole. This is quite untrue. An asswipe simply doesn't care. This is usually carried out to such an extreme extent that the apathy brings misfortune to those around the asswipe.

The key distinction is intent. An asshole would stick his leg out to trip you, making you drop what you were carrying and bringing general harm upon you. An asswipe would never dream of tripping you, but if you did trip, he would simply watch as you struggled to collect the scattered papers you had dropped. He doesn't hurt you but would never think of lifting a finger to help. He also may laugh a little at the sight of you falling over.

Victim: "dude, you pushed me into quicksand, you asshole."
Asshole: "haha, I did."

Victim: "dude, I fell into quicksand, help me!"
Asswipe: "eh."

by Timmers1112 January 14, 2010

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A complete nobend, that through their own self centred and unthinking stupidity pisses everyone off, a tosser, a bell end a twat.

"Don't be such an asspiece all your life"

by Tex982 October 5, 2006

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Asswipe

A person who is being extremely rude and annoying.

Jake is being suck an asswipe.

by Lilly6 March 21, 2017

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Asspaper

a real idiot, also synonym for toilet paper

Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass

by terry liaros August 6, 2008

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asswipe

1) a device that has been used to remove excrement from the anus. 2) a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude a device used to remove excrement.

1) She used the poison ivy as an asswipe.
2) I can't believe he kicked the keg! What an Asswipe!

by Jovian August 6, 2003

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