assnapkin

Noun: (1) Toilet Paper, originally. (2) Now usually used to describe a person who is shallow or gullible, and who swears excessively.

That assnapkin got himself banned for swearing and cyboring newbies!

by Zk4r January 6, 2005

assalanche

First defined in NASIOC's Off Topic forum by Kaiser as the slow, crampy, painful, and excruciatingly long build-up of poo in one's bowels, which finally reaches a breaking point and results in a massive avalanche of crap being explosively expelled from one's ass. Hence, assalanche.

Zeke sat miserably on the toilet for 30 mins with bad stomach cramps -- a half hour cycle of cramping and loosening and cramping and loosening tearing at his abdomen. But, frustratingly, no poo was shat. He suffered wave after wave of pain...until, finally, that last little snowflake fluttered down on 500 billion tons of brown snow. The assalanche came without warning, and it was fierce. Many people in Toiletville were caught unaware and perished in a 100mph rush of furious poo.

by Zeke Brown June 10, 2007

assvalanche

A large quantity of something, similar to an assload.

I just ate an assvalanche of pizza.

by assman17 August 29, 2009

Assal

Assal is a short girl she is Middle Eastern thick in the ass and tits very nice and sweet girl one of the funniest people you will ever meet she has low temper don’t mess with her head 🥰

Assal is a Middle Eastern girl

by Ayrib December 2, 2020

asscalator

When a never-ending line of managers crawls up your ass.

Mike didn't get his development goal done in time and had a full asscalator going on all day in his cube.

by DolfinFin February 27, 2015

Arsnalis

Someone who causes fights and becomes an outcast to a group of friends or family community.

Friend 1: YOU STUPID IDIOT YOU FAILED
Friend2: YOUR SUCH AN IDIOT YOU’RE THE ONE WHO MESSED IT UP:
Friend 3: Guys stop fighting, we don’t want another ARSNALIS

by onu aile TvT October 30, 2021

asscalade

An Asscalade is an oversized useless vehicle driven by stuck-up bitches and pompous ass-holes who think they own the road. These drivers will also cut you off, usually without a signal, because they think they own the road.

Holy shit! That stupid bitch in the Asscalade nearly clipped our front end!

by sassyred April 30, 2009