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a really short girl with big boobs who is extremely hot and i wanna make out with her.
that girl is the best assal i have ever seen.
assal by hasti March 12, 2005
Of or pertaining to the ass in its entirety.
Anal is to anus as assal is to ass

Assal horizontology
assal by Dr. Badwrench December 18, 2008

Assad Curse

When somebody important says that the Syrian president Bashar Al-Assad has to be removed from office, but instead that person gets removed from power or dies.
Untill now, many important world leaders have called for the removal of Assad, but instead after years they themselves went out of office and Assad is still in power.
#AssadCurse
John McCain: "Assad has to go!"
*gets braincancer*
Random twitter user: "Lol Assad Curse strikes again!"
Assad Curse by DanUD July 25, 2017
Asal is a caring and, loving girl. She would do anything for her loved ones. Super cool! Full of great humour. Lives for the night. Doesn’t express her feelings and emotions to a lot of people. Rarely. Shy at first, but once you get to know her, she is the coolest person you will ever meet. She doesn’t make a lot of close eye contact with random people. Though when she does look into your eyes it feels like your looking into the most unique and extraordinary eyes. When it sparkles in the sun you will notice a thousands of colours. That will melt your heart.
Kimberly: Hey wanna go to the party?
Logan: Sure! Let’s ask Asal if she would like to come too.
Asal by Lumpy potatoe24 January 3, 2018
Assala is literally the best girl on the face of the earth. She brings such joy and light to life it's amazing. She treats people so sweetly like everyone is her own. She has soft hands and soft hair, a really sexy body, and her body warmth makes you feel amazing. Everyone loves her (even if she doesn't believe it), and damn she's so gorgeous (even if she doesn't believe that either but she really should).

She is very hard to get.
She is a person you can trust and you should never give up on. She needs you as much as you do her. If you are loyal to her she will return the favor, but if u screw with her you lost your chances.

Assala waits for the right man. And if it's you damnnn you're a lucky guy, she'll be the best thing that will ever happen to you. Assala is shy at first. Only because she's scared she'll get hurt. She's been hurt too many times in the past. But when she opens up to you, you'll never want to let her go. Assala is sweet and innocent, but take her out and you will be amazed. Fun and sexy, you would never guess Assala has a bit of dirty mind. She is adventurous if you know what I mean, but is still the classiest gal you could find.

When you find a Assala, you better grab her before someone else does.
Assala
Assala by anonymous Ilias September 12, 2019

Arsalaan 

Average height, toned body, sweet, southern personality, self made business man, can just about sell anything to anyone, caring, values family, and loves a independent women who isn't afraid to let him take the lead
Damn I wish I owned my own business like arsalaan
Arsalaan by Short and sexy September 6, 2016
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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