Assil

A person of Lebanese origins who has an adorable laugh that can make your day.

If you're day is ugly, just hit Assil up and tell her to laugh..

by Rawad_Rifai May 16, 2010

assplastic

Synthetic material used for the cosmetic enhancement of the buttocks.

You should never buy assplastic on ebay.

Only a professional should inject you with assplastic.

by Smiling Larry March 9, 2011

ASSCLAMPING

ASSCLAMPING IS WHEN THE ASSHOLE CLAMPS UP TO STOP HAVING ANYTHNG OOOZ OUT THE TIMING IS BAD,AND ITS TIME TO TAKE A DUMP NO PLACE TO GO, EXCEPT FOR A GAS STAION, 10 MILES AWAY, SO THE PERSON GETS ASSCLAMPING

WTF, I WAS GOING TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE TO MEET A CHICK AND I STARTED GETTING ASSCLMAPING, WTF? I THOUGHT MY ASS WAS GOING TO IMPLODE WITH ALL THAT ASSCLAMPING HAPPENING TO HOLD BACK THE SHIT

by ROACHES October 1, 2012

assplain

gender-free, verbose, condescending explanation that was not asked for nor needed. Typically patronizing and incorrect.

Jeff: So I watered the lawn and plants last night and...
Chad: Did you remember to put in the electrolytes and do it from the top down? From the top down. Add those electrolytes. If you don't do it right the grass grows in sideways and won't seed properly. Not to mention they'll no longer use the sun for photosynthesis.
Jeff: Dude - Why did you assplain this to me?

by MadTiki July 6, 2021

assclapper

Someone so stupid and fat that when they say something, the only sound is the echo of their ass cheeks resonating.

Jimmy is such an idiot -- what an assclapper!

by BelleMere July 24, 2010

Assia

The best women you will get to know in your life.
Loves coocking soccer cars sleeping food etc.
Will always have your back even if you're in trouble

Im gonna chill with my homegirl assia

by Madeune February 26, 2017

assplash

The splashing of toilet water against the anus and buttocks as a result of heavy stools or Explosive diarrhea

While sitting on the shitter, I squinted in disgust as the assplash licked at my rear.

by Dr. Roid September 11, 2004