Assometer

An internal meter, usually located within female but also has been found in males, that measures the assholeness of someone, usually upon the first meeting.

Gal: I just met the hottest guy at the bar, but my assometer read a "9." Run like hell!

by Homophoniphobic March 17, 2010

Asshome

When someone’s ass is so good, that it becomes equal to one’s own home.

Friend 1: “have you seen your girl lately?”
Friend 2: “no, but I can’t wait to get back to my asshome!”

by Lostintheheat December 15, 2018

asshome

(adj.) when you anally fuck someone so much their ass becomes your second home

ex. “damn you see shawty?” “yeah she’s asshome dawg.”

by shane becker bitch May 3, 2020

assdove

1. One who is soft on the ass.
2. When anal sex feels like pretty white birds flying out of your ass. Or in.
3. When one of God's creatures shits on your face.

1. You're so nice to my ass ;; Your cock is like a little birdie.
2. ...Was that a fart, or an assdove? :C
3. GODDAMNIT. ASSDOVE MUST DIE.

by s. spencer March 21, 2008

Assome

a work meaning a piece of shit or a horrible misspelling of awesome, if you misspell awesome go back to 3rd grade dumbass

"dude that shit is assome"
"no shit sherlock, it is shit after all"
"lets take a picture and post it on youtube"
"lets not fuckface"

by i9dave May 4, 2008

Assome

The kind of Awesome that you can only become if you have been drinking Gin

Oh Johnny, you're so assome

by Johnny Assome July 8, 2010

asshome

a total joseph who is only usable to be the home for an ass. a dirty ass.

that guy is just an asshome!

by German Poodle II May 20, 2009