Asscrakis

A desert planet in the porn version of Dune, based on Arrakis.

Asscrakis ... Dune ... home of the “spice”, land of giant “worms”…insert porno music

by HamboneFakenamington11 May 21, 2022

asscrack tomatoes

Cherry tomatoes grown between the “cheeks,” around one’s asshole, sprouted from the dark, hairy, brown environment.

A fave hobby of the incarcerated male, asscrack tomatoes can be added to the typically vitamin and enzyme deficient salads routinely served by the state.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020

assclapper

Someone so stupid and fat that when they say something, the only sound is the echo of their ass cheeks resonating.

Jimmy is such an idiot -- what an assclapper!

by BelleMere July 24, 2010

assrape city

Being in position of extreme pain, helplessness, getting screwed over.

I totaled my car, I just got fired, and my girlfriend gave me a vd. I'm stuck in the middle of assrape city!

by El Gran Guapo September 18, 2008

assrapist

a man who rapes other men/women in the ass multiple times.

Holy Shit, i heard about that guy on the news, hes an Assrapist!!!

by TheShizzle June 10, 2003

asscropulation

When there is a large amount of really nice asses, like in a club setting. This term could be used in any setting like a school, or something to tell your friends so that they will want to join you at a party...

dude on phone: hey chump, get your butt down to this party, we have major asscropulation happening...

by Stephie-poos February 8, 2006

Asscrack Splash

A patch of hair that stems from above your buttcrack and spreads to your lower back

I went to the pool yesterday and some honkey had an asscrack splash

by edvsthewrld July 6, 2020