assowl

An assowl commonly refers to the stuffing of an owl into ones asshole. Upon getting proper angles you fuck the owl through the participants asshole.

If you don't shut the fuck up I will give you an assowl. I will put mah dick in the owl.

by mrpage April 25, 2015

assbonnet

This word simply means a female asshat.

Damn, Linda is such an assbonnet for putting a whole box of laundry soap in the dorm washing machine and then starting it!

by Telephony July 24, 2014

assbomb

1. When yu rip the biggest, messiest shit ever and it burns your asshole so much it starts to smell like bacon.

Spence: Man what smells? Its like a mixture of bacon and fucking SHIT!
Jason: haha, yo i just assbombed the fuck out of yur toilet!
Spence: Did yu make it out alive?
Jason: Almost, but man i dont think yur cat did.

by Ahakmid Hassan June 28, 2006

assbomb

A word used for reacting to sudden suprising situations. When you left your keys in your car...assbomb to your face. When you figure out that you can't believe it's not butter you have been hit with an assbomb to the facial area. If you think assbomb isn't a real word, assbomb to YOUR face.

Person 1: Hey do you realize you don't have any legs?
Person 2: Yea I've known for a while, I was born without them
Person 1: Oh shit, I just took a major assbomb, i gotta go take a hike with my functional legs
Person 2: fuck my life

Dying Man: Help I just got shot call the hospital
Person: Wait, you can CALL the hospital now?
Dying Man: ...wh...what?
Person: Advancements in technology assbombed the fuck out of me

Person: Hey I forgot to study for the test, if i fail im not graduating, can I take it tomorrow?
Teacher: There's no test today
Person: Oh woah, assbomb to my face!
Teacher: Ha there IS a test today, I take your assbomb and hit you with TWO assbombs
Person:........you bastard

by Anonymous123456789987654321111 September 16, 2010

assbook.com

Any number of social web sites where people post and rate the naked photos of others and themselves.

Usually for the implied purpose of dating, but just as often the cheep thrill of exhibitionism. Also to compare physical anatomy, posturing, and photographic expertise. Often material supplied by cell phone device, in the form of video, bedroom and or wash room setting. Most participants will use about as much digression as the modesty one might derive from posing behind a tennis racket.

Shiela; Damn girl, you don’t have to flash your tits to get guys to ask you out, just put a picture on assbook.com!!!

by the Toad January 19, 2011

assbogganing

to slide down a flight of stairs on your behind, especially the snow and ice covered steps leading to your own front door.

N.B. this word is an amalgamation of the terms (ass a.k.a. behind) and tobogganing)

son: I never tried assbogganing down our front steps. mom, can i please.

Mom: no, I won't stand for it. Now, if you want to make yourself useful around the house, my favorite idiotager, instead of assbogganing down the front steps, get a shovel and some salt, clean the bloody snow and ice off the front steps. Not as many people as you are as masochistic as to like assbogganing for fun.

son (sulks at his mother, then shoves off to clean the snow and ice off the front steps)

by Sexydimma February 24, 2013

Assboom

The assboom refers to a large bomb of watery feces exploding in your anus.

"Oh my god, I'm having an assboom!"

by MooCow March 19, 2005