Assbook

1. Assbook (otherwise known as the "booty call social network")is “An online directory that connects people through whom they have hooked up with.” The facebook’s “poke” feature — has been reinvented as “tap that ass” feature. Instead of messages, users receive “booty calls.”
2. Obviously much cooler than Facebook.

There are only seven real females registered on Assbook.

by The Voice of the People!!@#$%^ January 6, 2009

assbonnet

This word simply means a female asshat.

Damn, Linda is such an assbonnet for putting a whole box of laundry soap in the dorm washing machine and then starting it!

by Telephony July 24, 2014

assbomb

1. When yu rip the biggest, messiest shit ever and it burns your asshole so much it starts to smell like bacon.

Spence: Man what smells? Its like a mixture of bacon and fucking SHIT!
Jason: haha, yo i just assbombed the fuck out of yur toilet!
Spence: Did yu make it out alive?
Jason: Almost, but man i dont think yur cat did.

by Ahakmid Hassan June 28, 2006

assbomb

A word used for reacting to sudden suprising situations. When you left your keys in your car...assbomb to your face. When you figure out that you can't believe it's not butter you have been hit with an assbomb to the facial area. If you think assbomb isn't a real word, assbomb to YOUR face.

Person 1: Hey do you realize you don't have any legs?
Person 2: Yea I've known for a while, I was born without them
Person 1: Oh shit, I just took a major assbomb, i gotta go take a hike with my functional legs
Person 2: fuck my life

Dying Man: Help I just got shot call the hospital
Person: Wait, you can CALL the hospital now?
Dying Man: ...wh...what?
Person: Advancements in technology assbombed the fuck out of me

Person: Hey I forgot to study for the test, if i fail im not graduating, can I take it tomorrow?
Teacher: There's no test today
Person: Oh woah, assbomb to my face!
Teacher: Ha there IS a test today, I take your assbomb and hit you with TWO assbombs
Person:........you bastard

by Anonymous123456789987654321111 September 16, 2010

assbiss

When an experienced anal sex taker has an asshole that can fit a louisville slugger in it and looks like you will fall into an abiss.

-in essence its a stretched butthole that is no longer tight.

I watched a porno and the girls asshole was an assbiss, it was no longer tight.

I wanted to anal this bitch and she had an assbiss.

by samthesnatchcatcher November 17, 2009

assbitcher

ass + bitch or aidan murphy

you assbitcher

by mboy321 April 28, 2016

assiopath

An adult male usually named Jeff. Who pretends his legs are broken, demands a sandwich and back rubs. Has delusions of having a dick the size of a highway (although it is large). Also screams profanities in public especially around small children.

Look Jane that guy walking in to subway making his girlfriend rub his back is being a total assiopath. I bet his name is Jeff.

by Assiopath June 26, 2017