assbiss

When an experienced anal sex taker has an asshole that can fit a louisville slugger in it and looks like you will fall into an abiss.

-in essence its a stretched butthole that is no longer tight.

I watched a porno and the girls asshole was an assbiss, it was no longer tight.

I wanted to anal this bitch and she had an assbiss.

by samthesnatchcatcher November 17, 2009

Asskissitis

Contagious disease that is caused by employees seeing others getting promoted by kissing the bosses ass and they follow suit. Symptoms include brown nose and lips with blindness to the bosses ineptitude.

Have you seen how brown Sheila's lips are lately, looks like she has a bad case of asskissitis.

by keifermail June 29, 2009

assissippi

(noun)A form of swamp ass when back sweat is visibly soaking ones shirt and can be seen running down ones back and into the ass crack. Resembling the Mississippi River delta basin after a strong rain storm.

Damn it's hot out here, the tide must be rising or I have some serious assissippi going on here.

by horses May 8, 2006

asskissery

the practice of seeking to gain favor by flattering, praising and/or brown nosing those in leadership positions i.e. employer, coach, administrator, supervisor, etc.

She didn't even notice me until I was promoted, now her constant compliments are nothing more than asskissery of the highest order.

by infinityx December 30, 2008

Assissitty

The Act of a Gorilla shoving his thumb up a human ass.

I am very sore from the Assissitty i got at the zoo.

by Oagoz July 4, 2012

asspiss

When you have such violent diahorreoa that you are basicly pissing out of your ass.

Damn, after that curry I had a huge asspiss.
After being in China for a few weeks, all the members of Panda room had had afew ass pisses.
Damn that asspiss is runny as shit!

by eddy April 7, 2005

trump asskisser

A die hard Republican that will support Donald Trump regardless of what he says or does even if it involves sexual assault or other serious allegations. Undying loyalty to Donald Trump and his madness.

Person 1: That guy really likes Donald Trump.
Person 2: Oh, he must be another Trump asskisser.

by JOBLO41 May 20, 2018