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An adult male usually named Jeff. Who pretends his legs are broken, demands a sandwich and back rubs. Has delusions of having a dick the size of a highway (although it is large). Also screams profanities in public especially around small children.
Look Jane that guy walking in to subway making his girlfriend rub his back is being a total assiopath. I bet his name is Jeff.
by Assiopath June 26, 2017
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