by Killercoke2 August 8, 2019
Get the Assballmug. Noun (ass-ball) - a strategic defensive maneuvuer where the person wraps their arms around their legs and curls oneself into a ball shape with their ass in the air therefore making their ass vunerable to attack while all vital organs are concealed and safe from harm.
bully- "yo RYAN you owe me 10 bucks im gonna KILL you!"
ryans friend- "quick ryan curl into an assball!"
ryans friend- "quick ryan curl into an assball!"
by davekelly September 21, 2006
Get the assballmug. It's called "soccer" because of the "soc" in as*soc*iation. it would be called "assball" because of the "ass" in *ass*ociation, get it.
by Jake from State Farm's khakis September 8, 2016
Get the assballmug. 
What one, who's first language is not English might, in place of the word "asshole" (or something like that), call somebody that they are upset with.
by kuromajikku November 11, 2006
Get the Assballmug. A rare disease in which a man's testicals are connected directly to the ass cheeks. This condition is extremely deadly. Seek medical attention immediately, if you are concerned with your testicular health! Excess skin is common. May result in lack of sexual activity (women are too grossed out!)
Sally: "EWWWWWWWWWW WHAT IS THAT!?"
Bernard (Bernie Mac): "Don't worry it's not contageous, it's called assball syndrome, keep going!"
Bernard (Bernie Mac): "Don't worry it's not contageous, it's called assball syndrome, keep going!"
by slap-a-ho June 11, 2006
Get the assball syndromemug. Unrelated to the conventional studmuffin, studmuffin assballs is an exclamation expressing intense anger, frustration or pain.
It is most frequently roared in the deepest growl possible towards the person who caused one's anger.
It is most frequently roared in the deepest growl possible towards the person who caused one's anger.
by Kjeild January 24, 2008
Get the studmuffin assballsmug.