tastes like ass

foul, rancid, bitter, or otherwise unpleasant to the palate; disgusting; poor flavor

cook1: "Ugh, this stew tastes like ass."
cook2: "I'll say. It tastes like old cayenne pepper steeping in hot Guinness."
cook1: "I think I'm going to be sick."
cook2: "Me, too."

by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003

taste like ass

when something tastes bad

This grap soda tastes like ass

by Diggler March 18, 2003

taste like ass

When something taste like shit

Bro this drink taste like ass

by Mad G Ting September 15, 2019

Tastes like ass!

A culinary term used in kitchens by cooks. It refers to something tasting awful or a recipe / dish not made skillfully!

Cook- Chef try my sauce for today's feature!
Chef - Seriously - that tastes like ass! Make it again...

by Cooks Like a Chef January 21, 2013

Asstastrophe

A situation that occurs when a blind date shows up being significantly more overweight than you expected, either based on retouched or outdated photos they have shared, or exaggerated descriptions of themselves as being "athletic and toned" or "average." A highly common occurence among online daters.

"How was your date last night with that lawyer you met online?"

"It was a complete ASSTASTROPHE! I mean she had a cute face, but she had to wedge herself into the chair, and it clung to her butt when she stood up!"

by Minnebarista March 13, 2008

assmaster

An extremely flaming homosexual person.

Matt is an assmaster, he likes the cock too much.

by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

assmaster

An expert at anal sex and often used in connection with a martial arts theme.

Jill's new boyfriend is an eight degree black belt, maximum thickness, assmaster and Jill's ass is his new dojo.

by cartman69 March 30, 2005