Assmosis

The passive transmission of misinformation by speaking out of one's ass.

Sitting next to like-minded people reassuring themselves of their rightness of their positions, the only info being passed around is thru assmosis.

by JazzMeaner October 9, 2016

Assmosis

A process by which a dumb inept individual attains high status and success by kissing up to superiors and stepping on co workers to attain empty undeserved success in a corporate environment.

It was evident that their success had attained not through intelligence, hard work or through experience but it was through assmosis.

by co09 April 19, 2006

arseholism

British spelling of assholism. See assholism.

I have so much arseholism against my family when they try to talk to me and it just pisses my family off!

by pornuser March 11, 2018

Arseassist

A type of Homosexual that is super proficient in penetrating the sphincter, and performing other Homosexual acts

Wow that bumming was great, you're a real Arseassist!

by Robby O'licious Bacon July 11, 2023

awesmosis

a hybrid of awesome and osmosis.

when your awesome or awesome at something without even trying!

friend1: man! how did dude catch that. he wasnt even looking!

friend2: I guess he does it by awesmosis.

by vbraden1 January 26, 2009

assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

the guy sitting next to you suffers from assmosis

by Dawna April 15, 2006

arseissist

A narcissist who is also a huge arsehole. Vain and self-obsessed, to the detriment of others.

My friend talks about herself all the time. She is amazingly unaware of her own faults and imperfections. She constantly takes advantage of everyone around her. No one is as important as her, and she outdoes everything you do/ say. You’ve been on holiday to Tenerife, she’s been to Elevenerife. She’s such an arseissist.

by shitbylover January 2, 2019