A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.
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someone who doesnt know what the hell they are talking about,makes stupid BS comments, pisses people off, and has no idea that everyone thinks this about them.
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by stesh July 19, 2008
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The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.
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You, my good sir, are an assclown.
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by Chris October 23, 2002
Get the Assclown mug.A buffoon or jester acting as a boss for any medium to large size office. He circumvents, cheats, deludes, dissapoints and finally ensnares prospective clients using jokes, antics, and sheer braggadocio. Arse Clowns' obsessive tendency for bullshitting stem from being born with absolutely no talent and often suffer from slight brain damage, a condition which incongruously causes them to swagger about in a cocky manner.
"Why the hell is that guy such an arrogant prick? He has no skill or intelligence, in fact he's quite ugly as well!"
"He's an Arse Clown"
"Oh, of course!.."
"He's an Arse Clown"
"Oh, of course!.."
by Tickety September 26, 2005
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