Somebody who collects weapons, usually knives, guns, and swords, and talks a lot about warfare, violence and the the like. Has never actually fought in a war, or been in the military, but loves the two subjects. Fantasizes about being a navy SEAL or a federal agent. Usually a giant pussy when the shit actually hits the fan.
Greg: "Aw man, I wanna be a Navy SEAL soooo bad. Because they have the biggest variety of weapons to choose from. I just bought a shotgun with a pistol grip, so I'm already in training."
Kyle: "I'm gonna punch you in the face you armchair commando."
Greg: "Please don't! What did I do! No, stop! I'm sorry!"
Kyle: "I'm gonna punch you in the face you armchair commando."
Greg: "Please don't! What did I do! No, stop! I'm sorry!"
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Someone who gives expert advice and believes his opinion is always the best, despite never have flown or been in an aircraft before, except for his own aircraft on Microsoft Flight Simulator
1. "Hey did you see Dermy?"
2. "Yes I did! He thinks and believes he has the knowledge of a real pilot"
1. "Of course he does! He's an armchair pilot!"
2. "I hate armchair pilots!"
2. "Yes I did! He thinks and believes he has the knowledge of a real pilot"
1. "Of course he does! He's an armchair pilot!"
2. "I hate armchair pilots!"
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What a person becomes when, upon receiving word of a police incident from the internet, the news, or word of mouth, one gives advice on how the police should have "properly" handled the situation in line with police protocol, the law, etc.
Usually, this occurs when the police have been accused of wrongdoing or, even more commonly, when the police have been accused of no wrongdoing yet the receiving party believes they are almost entirely at fault.
Common occurrences include drug busts, traffic stops, and police shootings.
What a person becomes when, upon receiving word of a police incident from the internet, the news, or word of mouth, one gives advice on how the police should have "properly" handled the situation in line with police protocol, the law, etc.
Usually, this occurs when the police have been accused of wrongdoing or, even more commonly, when the police have been accused of no wrongdoing yet the receiving party believes they are almost entirely at fault.
Common occurrences include drug busts, traffic stops, and police shootings.
Theodore: I can't believe the police shot him, he only had a knife on him. Since when do you need to shoot someone with a knife? They should have used their taser or pepper spray, it's not even legal to use deadly force in a situation like that.
Bill: Man, Ted, you are being quite the armchair policeman right now.
Theodore: It's Theodore.
Bill: Whatever, dude.
Bill: Man, Ted, you are being quite the armchair policeman right now.
Theodore: It's Theodore.
Bill: Whatever, dude.
by unfromcool April 16, 2014
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AEC for short.
AEC for short.
Chef, I've got an AEC (Armchair Executive Chef) in the dining room that suggests we use Extra Virgin Olive Oil in the fryer.
Great, tell him his fried will be $48 dollars.
Great, tell him his fried will be $48 dollars.
by vegasrew April 13, 2007
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