Armadildo

A dildo the size of your arm.

Goddamn Jen that's a big one, you didn't have to buy a fucking armadildo.

by Smokinbarrel7 October 30, 2016

nine banded armadildo

an enormous dildo with nine horny plates to excite the clitoris and the whole area

kev thought the woman was funny 'cos she kept grinning all the time.
then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armadildo. "table two please!"

by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004

Armadildo

Heavily weaponized dildo. No exceptions.

John: Look she's getting the armadildo out
Transla: That looks nice!

by ̵̱͑͂͒̐͌̐̍̈́̍̈́̈́͌͊͊̃̽̍͑͛̀̌̆͝͝͠͝͝ August 20, 2022

armadildo

haha.. armaDILDO, that's funny. okay so i don't know how to explain this apart from maybe making a picture in your mind about an armadillo with a dildo, yeah idk let's just see if it gets publish aye

i searched up 'armadildo' instead of 'armadillo' and i was not disapointed, hahahahahaha

by oh puh-leeze July 10, 2018