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Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome

Mental disorder infecting American thought patterns. Inability to make logical decisions based on false preconceptions due to mass homophobia.
Even Kris Allen could see the Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome in the making, and rejected it.
by Guido1 May 21, 2009
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david archuleta

the cutest guy on american idol season 7 top 24
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david archuleta:(sings)
paula abdul:i wanna squish you
by joan123 February 15, 2008
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david archuleta

Amazingly cute guy on american idol. In my opinion, if he doesn't win, America is deaf. I mean, at 17, he is really talented, and he sings with such emotion it just makes everyone watching him smile! Plus he is humble, and reaallly cute.
Ryan seacrest _ and now, David Archuleta!!!!!!!
Audience- Uproarious applause.
*David sings*
*after singing* David- Thank you! You have no idea how much being on this show means to me!!
by Haley Barth March 3, 2008
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King Arthured

When you thrust your dick into the anus of a female or male companion and protrudes through the body until it comes out of the mouth and is then inserted into the anus of the next male/female and so on and so forth and when the entire length of the dick has been used up you swing said dick at people passing by saying "I am the King of England. Bow before your King!"
-"Dude, i totally King Arthured Angie and Amy last night.
-"Sweet, how many people knelled?"
by Michael Dangelo June 22, 2011
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david archuleta

An over-primped stage child whose demanding father has carefully crafted a soulless, robotic teen star whose identical weekly performances of banal ballads have won him a large number of emotionally unstable pre-teen female fans.
OMG! I luv david archuleta cuz hes such a qt and when i grow up i'm gunna marry him. OMG!!!1!
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archuleta

-Is usually a last name, that any girl will be lucky to take as her own one day. Archuletas' are usally very sweet,nice, caring, trustworthy, truthful, and funny. He can always make you laugh and pick you up when you're down, there is nothing he cant do. Archuletas' are usally very good a sex and have even been called a 'sex god' before with large dicks. They are really shy at first but will be very open after you get to know him. He may not be the most attractive guy in the world but he will make you fall for him in a second and dont let him go. Hes a very good kisser. He is the type of guy who will joke around every chance he gets but will be serious when he has to. Archuleta is the name I want to be one day taken by. ♡
I wanna marry an archuleta.
by smileynialler May 25, 2014
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David Archuleta

An average singer who will probably win season 7 of American Idol because of his personality and popularity with American teenage girls.
David Cook has more talent than David Archuleta, therefore he should win. However, he won't, as the show is a popularity contest rather than a talent contest.
by amazingmonkey March 28, 2008
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