alphabetic arbitration

An A-to-Z assortment of petty matters dat hafta be decided in court:
AArbitration: Legal wranglings regarding how long you hafta attend sobriety meetings.
barbitration: Gavel-banging decisions regarding da design of fishing-hooks.
carbitration: (1) What your health-foods-fanatic parents subject you to regarding how sweet/starchy your diet is allowed to be. (2) Da overly-picky/onerous rules dat da DMV dictates to us.
farbitration: Bu**s**t rules regarding longer distances.
garbitration: What snooty grownups foist upon you regarding your clothing choices.
jarbitration: Regulations about glass screw-top containers.
marbitration: Statutes da deal with dents and scratches in an objects paint/finish.
parbitration: What Goldfinger would have liked to take his "wrong-ball game-forfeiture" disappointment with James Bond to.
tarbitration: Legal proceedings regarding either tobacco by-products or da sticky messy goo dat they seal roofs with.
warbitration: What two opposing armies eventually resort to when they see dat they are too closely matched for one of da other to win their battle.

Additional alphabetic arbitration terms are possible is you alter da spellings slightly:
arbortration: Laws governing either drill/lathe-mandrels of vertical-frame landscaping.
barbertration: Stipulations on when/how you can get a haircut.
Farbertration: Dictates what kitchen gadgets may be used.
harbortration: Stupid rules governing a safe anchorage.

by QuacksO December 29, 2023

Arbitrator

A judge, jury & executioner at a one stop shop.
Usually a posher version of a normal lawyer.
This rare breed of attornies mastered the art of ripping you off your life savings by enjoying government protection because their trials and secret and not published.

This is the type of lawyer that sits behind a mahgony desk sipping scotch and talking to his fellow Freemason friends about the beauty of the 1st amendment while you soil your a*# out in courts.

Trump decided to withdraw from NAFTA because he found that the arbitrators judgments were unfair towards the United States.

by Urban Jack 11 February 13, 2017

arbitrator

ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

The cook became an arbitrator when he left Arby's to work at McDonald's.

by Penbiks September 23, 2008

Arbitrarian

An arbiter of the arbitrary. The decisionist that determines what is desultory.

You see that arbitrarian in the mirror?

by Dadpool December 10, 2018

arbitraitor

A person that works at Arby's but quits and works at Mcdonalds.

"Did you know that Steve quit working at Arby's and went to work at Mcdondalds." "What an arbitraitor."

by TREVOR!!!!!!!!! October 21, 2008

acitration

the act of double penetration and tripping acid at the same time.

"Hell yeah dude, me and Amanda tried acitration for the first time last night, and let me say you both of our holes are sore."

by dicklover3004 February 4, 2017

Artration

penetration by art or an artful penetration

She felt artrated by his tattooed cock. To be stabbed with a paintbrush is true artration

by Sushislicer April 16, 2018