statutory apeshit

statutory ape + apeshit

1) A primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or "legalized" oppression.

2) A collapse of an institution to total anarchy; A failure to bring/maintain any control or order.

1) After spending all week at the licensing offices just to get a permit to apply for a license to grant permission to let my son cut my lawn, I'm ready to go statutory apeshit!

2) When they lost the procedural manuals, the company went statutory apeshit and then went out of business.

by Man-Machine June 25, 2008

apect

a little used version of the word "masturbate" . also known as Apecting while in the act of doing.

watching this porn makes me feel like i have to apect. Apecting 6 times a day may lead to sore hands.

by johnny mc awesome April 14, 2008

APECXBAIN

Music that is too hawt to comprehend

Yesterday I was bored, so I decided to listen to Protocol Killic and Apexxxx and my God, their music is just APECXBAIN.

by Killic March 31, 2020

The Apes and The Monolith

An idiom used to describe the reverence given to someone or something that is venerated. The term originated from a scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey. In this scene, apes, the early ancestors of mankind, find and venerate a mysterious monolith that has appeared near their home.

Vasili: Did you see the way those Trump supporters unquestioningly cheered at everything he had to say?
Akseli: Its just another case of the apes and the monolith, Vasili.

by Emperor Caesar Augustus February 13, 2018

lawn apes

Uncontrolled neighborhood kids whose idiot parents let them say/do anything they feel like. Brats.

Trying to have a cold one on my front porch and all these fuckin lawn apes keep screaming.

by pinhead October 11, 2003

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

A great movie that came out in late summer 2011 with great action and a great cast.

Hey, wanna see Rise of the Planet of the Apes this weekend?

by dudeperson35 August 24, 2011

go apeshit

To have a cow and totally lose it.

After his pet baboon got out of its cage and threw its feces all around the house, Mike totally went apeshit.
(go apeshit)

by Nick D October 21, 2005