more useless than tits on a nun

REALLY useless. Often used when frustrated, referring to an object or idiot.

Damn wrench keeps slipping! Thing's more useless than tits on a nun!

That Andy is more useless than tits on a nun... can't do anything right!

by Missy Meg January 5, 2009

as dry as a nun's cunt

An expression of anything that is VERY dry.

That sandwich was as dry as a nun's cunt.

by P V 2 March 24, 2018

Blunt as a Nun's Cunt

Very blunt - referring to the fact that all nuns must vow to celibacy, and thus are not allowed to have sex. However, a lack of sex does not necessarily constitute a "bluntness" of the vagina (in fact, a blunt vagina would definitely be preferable to a sharp one, for ease of use), so the origin of the phrase likely originates from somebody looking for a funny sounding dirty rhyme.

1: "Fuck, this knife is blunt as a nun's cunt."

2: "...What? Oh, well, why aren't you using the other one then?"

1: "I wanted to say 'blunt as a nun's cunt'."

2: "Touché."

by MoshOrDamage July 25, 2009

dry as a nun's cunt

Aus. (1) extremely thirsty; (2) drought conditions.

(1) I could murder a beer, I'm dry as a nun's cunt.

(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.

by bill smiff January 5, 2011

Anunder

To hit, strike, or beat something vigorously with a stick. Usually while very upset or disappointed. But, it must be with a stick, or else it's not anundering.

Amber went to chemistry class and realized there was a test she forgot to study for. She was so angry, she wanted to anunder somebody.

After my best friend told me I was ugly, I wanted to do some serious anundering.

by anagr7 January 13, 2011

as dry as a nun's gusset

Phrase to express one's extreme thirst, especially on entering the local tavern or other drinking establishment.

Quick, get me a drink, I'm as dry as a nun's gusset.

by Lonely Pigeon October 19, 2003

Anunnaki

I don't know who you are, or how you stumbled on this word, especially on this site. Kudos to you. These are the real creators of humankind. Don't listen to that RHP christian bullsh*t, the Sumerians were the first opinion, and they were the right opinion.

Anunnaki literally means, "Those who from heaven came down to earth." There's your hint. Start from there. Good luck.

by NightFlash May 14, 2005