amazonesia

Order something from amazon prime, then forget what you ordered within 2 days.

It was so damn important that I have it on my doorstep within 2 days . There's a smiley box on my doorstep right now. It's addressed to me, but hell if I know what's in there. Total amazonesia. I could stand here at the door for five minutes looking at my smiley box and never guess what I bought. I take it inside and berserk the smiley tape open with a ballpoint pen. Oh yeah, it's that 2-pack of toothpaste that looked like a good deal. Throw the smiley box on the pile of smiley boxes, worry about what to do with all the smiley boxes some other day.

by Boxerdog 92109 August 29, 2019

Amazingest

Amazingest is someone who makes you happy, smile, who is caring, sweet, cute, beautiful, simply amazing in every single way and is a person who you care about.

She is the amazingest

by Hhmer May 28, 2011

amazingness

when two people have such an "amazing" time together that the word "amazing" itself is not powerful enough to describe it.

Brian + Hollie = Amazingness

by ;-) :-) March 1, 2010

amazingless

Lacking any of the qualities of amazing. The inability of something to spark amazement.

I went to a party the last night and met the most amazingless people ever. I could barely keep my eyes open.

I could never imagine how amazingless these people were without meeting them. They were totally unenthusiastic.

by mlhiss June 1, 2013

Amazonesia

Receiving a package from Amazon.com that you ordered, but do not recall ordering. Amazonesia often occurs after drunken, late-night, online shopping sprees. The condition is worsened by subscription to Amazon prime.

Bill came home and found a UPS box on his front door. He picked it up and saw that it was addressed to him, from Amazon.com. Bill tries to think of what could be inside the box, but can't remember what he ordered; Bill has Amazonesia.

by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg August 19, 2013

Amazingness

to be absolutely to the fullest extent everything anybody could ask for.

Gabe loves Tayler ,because she has the personality , love ,looks, everything she just has that "amazingness" in er

by GHarden January 2, 2011

Amazoness

A word made up from bad Japanese translations of the word "Amazonesu." It's a combination of the word Amazon which refers to female warriors. And the suffix -ess which indicates female. So Amazoness is like saying "female Amazon" which means "female female warrior." I'm not quite sure why the Japanese use the word Amazonesu sometimes and Amazon other times. Unless it has something to do with Japanese not having plural words so they feel free to switch between the plural and singular. I believe Amazones is the plural of Amazon in Greek, but I'm not sure. It would probably be best to translate Amazonesu as Amazon or Amazons.

Have you ever seen the movie Amazoness in White?

by some girl August 16, 2003