Amateur

A guy who tries to play you but you see straight through him

Yeah, he lied to me about what the girl messaged him, but I had already gone through his phone and knew the truth - what an amateur!

by anonymous April 25, 2023

amateur night in dixie

When something is particularly poorly organised or just incompetent , one way of describing it is " Amateur Night in Dixie"

It's like Amateur Night in Dixie out there!

by W. Smithers June 15, 2011

Amateur virgin

Someone who has only ever had sex with prostitutes/hookers ... basically anyone who's only ever gotten laid because they paid for it

"I heard Brian was an amateur virgin"
"What?"
"Someone said he told em he's only had sex with prostitutes"

by killuhkill May 26, 2015

Amateur Hour

Something that is done sloppily, half-assed, or in an amateaur manner.

My mom forgot the pickles and mayo on my sammich! What is this, amateur hour?

by JakeStar September 2, 2005

amateur porn

porn that looks like you filmed yourself and your girlfriend fucking

"ah dude, i saw jasons' amateur porn, his girlfriend is so hot. i am glad i didnt see much of him though..."

by suckatwork November 13, 2007

amateur gynecologist

term for any young male who,without medical license,proceeds selflessly and in the interest of science to engage in the exploration of the female anatomy ...

While in college,though not in pre-med,Paul considered himself an amateur gynecologist.

by sheila in the car January 23, 2010

Amateur Hour

1) A term used to depict a time period where a lack of skill, ability, or performance was displayed. It is also used to mock people who "find the cheap way" to play games or perform tasks. This term can be used to many different types of situations.

Examples:

Applied to Work:

Boss: "Damn it Johnson! These papers are NOT in alphabetical order. What is this, Amateur Hour?"

Applied to Video Games:

Player A: "Wow, that kid is using a glitch. I forgot it was amateur hour this time of day."

Applied to Home:

Mom: "Rodney, your room is filthy. I thought I said clean it."
Son: "I did clean it."
Mom: "Did you clean it during amateur hour or something? This is atrocious!"

Applied to School:
Professor: "The class average was a D+ on this exam...seriously class, is it amateur hour when you all come here?"

by SlickolasNickolas March 4, 2010