Allison

Allison is a girl that is gorgeous but doesnt even realize it. She can be the sweetest person but if you mess with her she can give you hell. She can be shy when you first meet her but once you do youll want her to yourself. She likes to be one of the best so I have to say shes good at everything, shes brilliant too. She likes to deal with her problems herself but will always tell you whats going on. Her sense of humor is huge and she is always laughing with the amazing laugh she has. When Allison smiles she brightens up a room faster than light itself can. She is always happy but when she does have her occasional bad day all she wants is her boyfriend to cuddle with her. If you are lucky enough to be her boyfriend never let her go, she plays hard to get but she secretly falls hard. Every boy that lays his eyes on Allison falls for her but she doesnt even know that boys LOVE her. If you are ever sad and know an Allison shell be the first person to brighten up your day. She brings joy to everyone when she walks into a room.

Guy 1: Damn! Whos the new girl?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Allison. Shes smokin.
Guy 1: Yeah she is. Im gonna ask her out.
Guy 2: Yeah okay. Good luck, she already said no to the whole football team.

by Anthony Perciss July 6, 2012

Allison

THE coolest girl around. An Allison is super beautiful and has many talents. And she's one of those girls you can go completely ballistic with and she won't care. All the guys love Allison, and she has about a million friends. Also, Allisons always have very nice hair.

Guy1: hey bro did you ever notice how amazing Allison is?
Guy2: uh, of course! And her hair is frickin awesome!

by Catsanddogs101 February 10, 2013

alimony pony

To ride an alimony pony it is when lower-income ex-spouse continue meeting certain living by getting the amount paid by one ex-spouse after a divorce.

"Friends":

- How have U been?
- Well, I am divorced. I'm riding the alimony pony.

by Molekula Apelsina March 14, 2014

Alimony

A program started in the 1920's to 1930's to support women who's job was to stay home and take care of the kids and run the house. Women were not allowed or encouraged to work, and as so, were unable to support themselves after a divorce. Somehow, the program has continued until this day, since the modern woman is apparently still unable to care for herself, or provide for herself. The system is flawed in several ways, the main one being that if the modern day family decides to keep the "mom/honey bunny" at home, the dad must usually find a high paying job or work much overtime to make up the missing income from his loving spouse staying at home. Its a good deal the first year as mom has playdates for the kids, dinner on the table, clean house, etc. After the novelty of marrige for the woman has worn off, after about 12 months, The downward spiral begins. Mom stops cooking, spends the day out shopping with friends, banging everyone but their husband, no dinner cooked when the husband gets home, and sure as hell no clean underware in the drawer. Credit card debt starts just to pay the monthly bills, Husband tries to get MORE overtime to keep credit cards from building and that helps for a while. Just want to make honey bunny happy and give her everything she desires...right?! After year #3 the husband starts to think in the back of his mind that they are in trouble, Wifey poo knew after the first year when she started banging the mail man, cable guy, and everyone at the local bar. Creditcard debt is at the $20,000 - $30,000 range due to numerous Home Shopping Network purchases ( I mean, what else the fuck is she suppose to do when she is at home, alone, all day???)Eventually, she gets one of her fuck buddies to propose to her, I mean the worthless son of a bitch she has been married to is never home, always working, and always bitching about the bills. "Bastard never gives me any money" is a common chant...and a justification to start stashing the grocery money every week and start putting that bill on the credit card too. Divorce comes, and of course the lifestyle that your little princess has become accustomed to needs to continue, so alimony needs to start. She gave you the best years of her life, stayed home so she could......well, stayed at home and could not enter the work place so you owe her, big time. Of course with her nursing degree she can get a job anywhere (that was paid for by you too!) but she could not possibly continue to be a member of the country club on her $60,000 a year salary. Of course the Alimony amount is figured on your 2 job, 80 hour a week income as well as the child support. Your now 40 year old Ex wife still bitches constantly because she does not get 100% of your paycheck, is in another shitty relationship, only refers to you as dead beat dad! to your kids (because it somehow helps her self esteem) and is pissed because you are banging a 23 year old sweet thing, and she is STILL up to her saggy tits in creditcard debt!

Ex Wife: Ohhh, my Alimony check is here, lets go shopping
Ex Wifes Friend: Sounds like a plan, how much you got?
Ex Wife: I get $1500 plus $1500 child support.
Ex Wifes Friend: Damn!!! What a deal
Ex Wife: I know, I know. Im trying to get my new boyfriend to propose so I can do it again. I figure I will have 3 or 4 ex's before its all said and done. That will be some serious bank!!!
Ex Wifes Friend: Amen sister. Men are such assholes huh?
Ex Wife: Tell me about it. Pass me another bon-bon and lets get HSN on the TV.....Kiiiiids, get mama another beer!

by Mr. Response February 15, 2006

Allison

Allison is the most beautiful girl in the room no matter who is in there. She's so fly other girls hate on her, but it's all jealousy. Shes shy when you first meet her, but once you get to know her your glad you did, shes hilarious. The type of girl everyone wants to be around. All the guys think shes super sexy and she is!

Guy 1: Dayumm Whos that sexy beast over there!!
Guy 2: Oh that must be Allison! Shes Hott!!
Guy 1: Hell ya she is!
Guy 2's Gf: Are you agreeing with him?? Ugh i Hate her!! Why the hell is she so pretty!
Guy 2: What ever its over hoe, maybe i have a chance with Allison <3

by 12345ilubbjew6789 April 18, 2011

Allison Gardiner

A teacher who loves chick fil a:) and kyle rhodes

Allison Gardiner wrote a poem:
oh my oh my..how she loves Dougherty
She can waddle around, and assert her authority
To all of those tiles yet to be cracked...
Is a solemn warning, to all of the children she has snapped
Broken and shattered, innocent no more
At fault of the scary lady and all the colors of the rainbow she adores

But one day, one brave soul emerged

Casted down by a bean of, light sent from the heavens
The children cheered as if the slots had all sevens

A tall figure entered the room, with a small box in hand
Ms Gardiner screamed and threw a fit, but he ignored her every command
The class was astonished, shocked if need be, what could cause such pandemonium and distress
She walked over and swiped the box and held it to the class, she yelled and screamed until there was nothing left to say
When the smoke had settled there was nothing left, but an old box of Chick Fil A

by 2023:) May 12, 2021

Allison

A beautiful, intellegent person who's charming personality screams elegance and perfection.

Wow, she's perfect. She's such an Allison!

by cubbard33 August 29, 2010