Air pods

Defiling a woman’s ear with semen.

Ladies, lend me your ears - I have air pods to gift!

Air pods by the_sixtyniner June 29, 2022

Air pods

Stupidly expensive headphones that rich kids get for christmas and their birthday's.

Oh no he can't hear us he has air pods in

Air pods by Carlosthe2nd January 23, 2019

air pods

something that only dicks and shit heads wear.
and they are unreasonably expensive

girl: hey how are you doing
dick: just listening to my air pods
girl: *turns around*
slut: what is wrong you don't like a rich boy?

air pods by Agar.IHoe February 11, 2019

Air pods privilege 

When you own airpods but don't use them
Air pods owner: can u turn that down? Its really loud
Non air pods owner: no sry i dont own airpods
Air pods owner: thats fine,... Can u maybe just use ur headset instead?
Non air pods owner: ok we get it... U own air pods

Im coming out of the closet! Im homosexual. I love my new air pods privilege

Air pods privilege by Leonprinz November 3, 2020

I thought my air pods were on- 

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

I thought my air pods were on- by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021

Airpods 

An expensive apple item you have put in your ears to be immune to broke people.

Person 1 : Hey Austin, you know where I can get some apple earbuds?

*Has AirPods in* Austin : Sorry, What was that? I don’t speak broke *Shrug*

Airpods by lmaosure December 28, 2018

Airpods 

Apple makes these earbuds without wires for people who can't afford the wire.

Girl: Did you see Devin's airpods, that's so hot.

Boy: That's not hot, he can't afford the wire.

Airpods by omw.to.your.dads.house February 11, 2019