Certified Public Accountant- A professional accountant who has passed a series of extensive exams administered by the American Institute for CPAs (AICPA). The CPA is qualified to represent cases before the IRS. The CPA may also provide consulting services, tax or financial advice, audit and attestation services, and general accounting tasks.
Having fun with numbers and a love for turning the mess of other entities into a simple and accurate spreadsheet.
Myself and others licensed by their respective state Boards of Accountancy to use the CPA designation and hold themselves out to the public as "Accountants."
Having fun with numbers and a love for turning the mess of other entities into a simple and accurate spreadsheet.
Myself and others licensed by their respective state Boards of Accountancy to use the CPA designation and hold themselves out to the public as "Accountants."
Oh crap, the investors, creditors, management, and qualifying governmental entities need financial information, better call a Certified Public Accountant.
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Joe is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a fund accountant he is.
And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) fund accountants who crunch our numbers.
And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) fund accountants who crunch our numbers.
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Me: What you up to this weekend Dave?
Dave: I'm going to ride the Harley around Midlands towns with the gang.
Me: You crazy Sons Of Accountancy.
Dave: I'm going to ride the Harley around Midlands towns with the gang.
Me: You crazy Sons Of Accountancy.
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