acuntance 

Person who would be an acquaintance however because they are such a cunt you cant call them an acquaintance, they are instead an acuntance.

Guy 1:You know my acuntance Steve?
Guy2:Yeah that guy is such a fuckin' cunt.

acuntance by SeabassIII May 7, 2008

Abundance of caution 

This type of caution is typically practiced by institutions and larger private sector organisations seeking to minimise exposure to personal injury or similar legal claims but has during the early part of 2020 increasingly been adopted by individuals seeking to cover up their total panic on realising their previous publicly stated position on a matter of significant risk was riddled with hubris and incoherent bravado.

“...out of an abundance of caution, temperature checks are now being performed on any individuals who are in close contact with the President and Vice President...”

Abundance of caution by Connell1968 March 14, 2020

Acutane 

The reason I haven't dated for the past 6 months but will be dating for the rest of my life.

I'm almost done taking Acutane, I can't wait until my face no longer looks like I fell off my bike and scraped it on the concrete!

Acutane by L.P.33 February 26, 2011

abundance relief technician

a thief who takes from people as opposed to businesses

I'm not a thief, I'm an abundance relief technician

abundance relief technician by Necryn July 16, 2020

Natural Abundance 

the condition one is immersed in upon consuming great amounts marijuana. one can call the act of smoking the aforementioned marijuana "pluming forth".

Guy 1: DUDE let's go get some natural abundance!
Guy 2: I already plumed forth, man!!
Girl 3: natural abundance (in the tune of sensual seduction)
Guy 4: splendiiiiiiid!

Natural Abundance by splendid abundance July 9, 2009

substantial abundance of wiener

A term used to describe lot of guys in the same place; a sausage fest.

Phil: "What a rockin' club! Time to get my groove on!"
Matt: "Uh...I don't know man...there seems to be a substantial abundance of weiner in this joint."
Phil: "Whatever, I'm gonna go dance with that HOT girl over there!"
Matt: "No no wait dude, that's a..."
(Phil goes over to the "girl")
Phil: "You must be from Tennessee because there's a mirror in your pocket."
'Girl' (deep voice): "Just come here bitch!"
Phil: "Hey baby that cell phone in your pocket keeps jabbing me...let me fix that for you...wait a minute...what the...OH SHIT!!!" (runs away)
Matt (laughs hysterically)
Phil: "Damn, come to think of it, it was a little suspicious with all those effeminate guys dancing to the Village People in leather jackets."
Matt: "You grabbed a transvestite's dick, man."

substantial abundance of wiener by Nick D February 18, 2005

Abundance of Caution 

An irritating cliche, basically meaning to be very careful or to make certain of something.

Especially overused during the COVID-19 pandemic by administrators and other high-ups in organizations, but it can be used in everyday situations, as well (see below).

“I feel pretty stoned, but out of an abundance of caution, I’m gonna take one more bong hit.”

Abundance of Caution by D-note November 16, 2020