Academies @ Englewood

A school located in Englewood, NJ in which some of the smartest kids in Bergen County walk amongst the most ghetto students from the school it shares an eye-appealing campus with, Dwight Morrow High School. The admissions process is highly selective, and although it is much easier to be admitted than the untouchable Bergen County Academies, the curriculum in both schools are similar. Unless you are prepared to be graded harshly, be loaded down with at least two hours of homework per night, and face vicious teachers you will never forget, do not apply here. Despite the time consuming work, you are guaranteed to meet true friends here that you will never forget, and will keep you laughing through your hardest days. By the time these students graduate, they have far exceeded the NJ credit requirements, giving ample opportunities for college acceptances. Also, do not come here in hope of playing for a well-known sports team, no one cares about the athletics here, everyone is too busy focusing on Mock Trial or the Dr. John Grieco Scholarship Fund.

8th Grader 1: Hey where are YOU going to high school next year?

8th Grader 2: The Academies @ Englewood!

8th Grader 1: Damn, you gonna be loaded down with work.

8th Grader 2: Yeah I know. /: But it will be worth it when I graduate, and I hear everyone's nice!

by Blawndness February 24, 2011

Academies@Englewood

A school with smart, dumb weird people that shares a campus with the less intelligent Dwight Morrow High School. This school is a copy cat of Bergen Academies. Its a school where you may not want to go to, the work is not as hard as it is abundant. "Where the weak are slain and eaten." If you dont think you can handle 2 hours of homework per night, dont go here. Also, if you are easily irritated by racist White, Indian, Middle Eastern people, dont go here either. Its located in the town of Englewood, which is boring and has little to offer. Although its a good school its super weird and annoying. When you go here you are bound to see someone doing something weird or some girls pretending to be lesbian. We have to take mandatory clubs and electives. When we graduate we'll have a lot of credits, but will have cried many tears as well. I am a sophmore and have cried more times than i can count these 2 years. Please, be prepared before you come here.

Also..beware of snobby, middle-class girls, with their coach sneakers and Prada glasses.
There are an excessive amount of eEmo kids. There are many interracial couples that talk about anime and Bamboozle.

"Why is Inna humping Marrisa?"
"They always do that at Academies@Englewood."

Lisa-"Grace is ugly"
Grace-"Hey, Lisa"
Lisa-"Hey Grace, you look so pretty today"
Grace-"Thanks Lisa!"
Lisa-"Anytime, want to go to the Ave?"
Grace-"No I cant, Ms. Rochman assigned that project remember? Maybe after Englewood Idol"
Lisa-"Okay, I cant wait*girlyy screams*"
Grace-"She is soo ugly, I dont even have Ms. Rochman..LOL"

yes people talk using IM lang.
We are losers who need to get a real life.

by Grashpwx January 24, 2008

bergen academies

A living hell for 8th graders. Full of smart asians and smart people with an actual sense of humor. Only the best of the best in each town in Bergen County come to this school. The best personalities, the best wits, the best people skills. The work is supposedly too much, but with these humorous teachers and these amazing students thats highly doubted. Sherlock, doctor who, and several types of glee and anime drawings are up on the lockers. The lockers also don't have locks, because there is a trust policy. This school is the best of Bergen County, the kids are all the cool cats, you will see several of the "tumblr folk" inhabiting this school. You are usually accepted no matter who you are, and sleep or do work in lunch. You also live in the school. The bus can pick you up from around 7am and school can end at 6. Thats almost 12 hours, not including sports. Also known for its several free periods. Honestly, if you can get accepted into this school I love you. Also better than any other academy in bergen county. HELL for 8th graders because its either you get into this royalty or go to a shitty highschool (hyperbole). Come to this school for everything really. The best singers and artists, the coolest cats in everywhere. It's amazing.

8th grader: Did you get accepted into Bergen Academies?

8th grader B: Naah.... But Sue did.

8th grader A&B: she's got it good.

by valerie. October 3, 2013

Bergen Academies

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by PhilSwift69 July 8, 2021