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Smooch

Gender-neutral term for the person you're dating.
"my smooch and i are making ice cream sundaes tonight and watching adventure time in bed"
"How's you and your smooch doing?"
by gender avenger January 5, 2014
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smooch is what a guy does to another dude's asshole if he's trying to give him a randy rim-job.
Matt sometimes tells me to smooch his asshole when he wants me to kiss his ass.
by USAF Cadet June 13, 2021
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tom: aye joe u gotta big booty!!!

joe: aye bro you a smooch ass nigga
by roosh steele November 17, 2011
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Smooching is like eating ass but instead it’s with a face
i wAn smooch
by eatassskatefast December 27, 2019
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Man or woman who tries to romantically be with you
for the purpose of freeloading
I broke up with her because she was a {smoocher}

,, what a {smooch}, can you believe that?

Never again will i date a {Smooch}.

She tried to move in to my apartment pretending to be my girlfriend to live off of my $,,, what a {smooch}
by UCANTCMESBG April 12, 2011
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The (smoker) mooch.

- "That guy/girl" who is mildly addicted to cigarettes but hangs out with other smokers enough that he/she never buys a pack of his/her own while successfully and consistently bumming one (successful until the fine line is reached).

- The pothead who never buys a sack of his/her own (out of pure frugality) because his/her friends are all happy-go-lucky potheads who don't give a damn about sharing so he/she constantly gets high for free (almost always successful).

Unless the friend/friends are altruistically generous, it is only a matter of time until the friend/friends snap(s) and cusses the smooch out for being a frugal jew.

(Note: the smooch is never successful when the smoking material is either meth, crack, or heroin).
"Yo buddy can I bum a smoke?"
"...fine."

*two days later*

"Hey man can I get another cig? Or two? Or three?"
"Dude. It's like six dollars a pack you fucking smooch."

"Uh guys; since I don't have any chronic of my own..."
"Surreee man, we'll smoke you down! We're real chill about that kind of stuff. I mean, life is about giving and loving, you know?"
by AnnArbor4life September 16, 2009
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A co-worker who continuously "sucks up" to the boss or someone in management. Also known as a "kiss ass".
"Hey, have you seen Eric?"

"Yeah, he's in the front office kissing Chad's ass again. He is such a friggin smooch."
by Shaunski671 April 28, 2019
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