zookasturbate

A more elaborate word to describe a situation where one is "exasperated", "fed up", "sick of it"

Usually involves animals.

Mr Cain was becoming very zookasturbated as the class began their usual ruckus

by Pippotomous October 26, 2020

Zoosmell Pooplord

A nickname for the character John Egbert in the webcomic Homestuck. Only smartasses would try and enter this name.

Enter name:
Zoosmell Pooplord
Try again, smartass

by anonymous June 22, 2021

Zoosexual

A fake term made by zoophiles because they think that bestiality should be normalized.

Zoophile: I am a zoosexual

Literally everyone ever: get away from me animal fucker

by UpsideDownBoi July 12, 2019

Zooked

When something or someone is considered as absurd; weird or abnormal.

When Terry twerked in front of the whole family during thanksgiving, he was being so zooked.

by Gabby's Brother May 4, 2020

hey zoos

This is a nickname for a very stupid person.he is in love with a girl named rhianna.it is so obvious.this persones best friends name is julian and im named viktoriya im rhiannas bestie.ps. hey zoos and julian are very ugly .

Hey zoos is in love with rhianna.

Julian: i just got some very good advice from hey zoos. Rhianna and Viktoriya : no you just got some stupid advice.

by spinny boiz February 7, 2017

zookh zookh

Zookh Zookh is word frequently used when something bad happens to you.

Chair: *breaks*
Nick: Oh shit, I just got zookh zookhed

by Zooked May 13, 2019

Cincinnati Zookeeper

A person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their spunk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a butthole in shit on their neck.

Harambe: Gross! Some dude just shot bucksnot on me!

Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!

by Sexy sexualizer September 18, 2016