Oh really Zeus

A phrase used in sarcastic response to an obvious or inane statement.

*Bob enters the room with disappointment written on his face
Tina: Omg are you not having a good day rn broskie
Bob: Oh really Zeus? How could you tell, smh
Tina: Chill bro, take it easy!

by juniorman June 2, 2015

beard of zeus

something to swear by

By the beard of Zeus!

by zack w September 9, 2005

Zeus Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god.

"Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

hitting it like zeus

To bang anything and everything in sight

Aaron will sleep with anyone he can, he is hitting it like Zeus.

by commander Seamus October 14, 2014

zeus noose

your masturbaiting hand/s.

guy 1: quit hyper extending my wrist dude, you might break my zeus noose.
guy 2: (releases quickly)

by TheSlimJimDude August 24, 2010

zeus deuce

A Zeus duece is a shit of epic proportions. It's when you take a shit and all you see is shit and the water is gone. Thats how big of a shit it is

Guy 1: Hey I just looked at the toiletbowl, Why is there a huge shit and no water?

Guy 2:I jus took a zeus deuce

by antoniown January 19, 2011

Dirty Zeus

The act of taking a shit in someone's mouth at close range while, simultaneously, pissing on a live electrical wire. Optimal timing of both shit and piss will cause both participants to be electricuted during the act.

Tom: "Did you hear how Wilf and Timmy celebrated Valentine's Day?"
Bob: "No."
Tom: "They performed a successful Dirty Zeus."
Bob: "Those magnificent bastards."
Tom: "All hail the god of lightning!"

by Air Base Hooker February 15, 2019