Zeph

Someone who is a hipster, but is way too old to be one. They usually like cats and use way too much hair product.

This zeph totally hit on me today, but I said no way.

by flowerpot1234 September 17, 2012

zeph

A Cool Vampire Lord in Royolo

Zephiroth Ruansanchez D'Eralborow

by Zephiroth June 10, 2003

zeph

an apocalyptic, hot, steamy discharge of air coming from one's anus, often reeking of shit.

d-vo i just zephed.
wallace what a total douche bag.
monson cock sucker
dolan cumbox
lymburn at least he didn't zeph on the floor.

by Dave, Dave, Dave, and Dolan April 6, 2007

Zesty Zeph

The zestiest person to walk the Earth

Is that Zesty Zeph walking by? I want his to rape me

by ZestyNuts September 11, 2023

Beat Zeph and Rigb day!

the day on september 28th you can beat rigb and zeph as much as you want!

Joe: its september 28th!
Rigb: no
Joe: its Beat Zeph and Rigb Day! you know what that means
Zeph: NO
Joe: beats rigb and zeph*

by XxzephandrigbbeaterxX September 26, 2021

zeph

some dude that plays roblox everyday and lives inside an ant farm

" zeph just doxxed me , so not tubular "
" foshizzle my brotha "

" zeph ate my grandfather "
" nuh-uh "

by cvvrzed August 4, 2023

Zeph

a person who thinks very negatively and gets himself into trouble half of the time for no ABSOLUTE REASON and he gets to do anything he wants when a teacher isn't around
his friends Zhyan Christian And Darrian are the only people that treat him right

zeph yoou are so negative

by jdhddhhdhcxjej October 24, 2018