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Zeph

A very sexual name, Zeph(s) can seduce women without effort.
they're lives revolve subconsciously around the Laws of Attraction and are very talented people, with a very admiring sense of Fashion

Zeph(s) are often Beautiful people with minds alike. their "Strive for Excellence" ego has helped them become one of the highest form of Human beings,

like John Stamos
"Oh Zeph! wherefore art thou Zeph?!
let me be the palm on that hand so I may thou' touch thy' cock."
by Cookie Dough Boy =D May 22, 2009
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A Cool Vampire Lord in Royolo
Zephiroth Ruansanchez D'Eralborow
by Zephiroth June 10, 2003
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A verb, describing the action of leaving one's current task to get a beverage.
"Where did Chris go?"

"Oh, he's just doing a zeph."
by Fighterpilot09 May 03, 2018
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an apocalyptic, hot, steamy discharge of air coming from one's anus, often reeking of shit.
d-vo i just zephed.
wallace what a total douche bag.
monson cock sucker
dolan cumbox
lymburn at least he didn't zeph on the floor.
by Dave, Dave, Dave, and Dolan April 01, 2007
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Zephs are the most sensual beings to ever exist. Make sure to inform your loved ones before introducing them to a Zeph because they will do anything in their power to sleep with them, as will you too. Zephs are the hottest and well loved beings in the universe, so if you ever do come across one treat them well.
by Zephaniah Kedros September 05, 2018
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