Verb.
To be lured into a mundane or sensitive topic of speech, then to have the topic ended with an extremely sexual sentence.
To be lured into a mundane or sensitive topic of speech, then to have the topic ended with an extremely sexual sentence.
Janitor: "When did you know your wife was 'the one?'"
Zeltzer: "When I was sitting by the fire, just staring into her eyes, and I knew then and there that she was 'the one'...I would have told her, but I had a rubber ball in my mouth."
Janitor: "I've just been Zeltzered."
Zeltzer: "When I was sitting by the fire, just staring into her eyes, and I knew then and there that she was 'the one'...I would have told her, but I had a rubber ball in my mouth."
Janitor: "I've just been Zeltzered."
by Thomas Rumpleferry April 11, 2011
Get the Zeltzered mug.Zeltzin is a very smart and intellectual girl you'll ever meet. She is shy, carefree, and also easy going but watch out cause if you piss her off, she knows karate and can kick your butt. She maybe shy most of the time, but there is an inner tiger that is waiting to be tamed. She isnt very athletic but she excels mostly on playing an instrument. All the guys just cant have enough of her, just once glance and you'll fall in love to her.
by walking god August 22, 2011
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I once read a book about a great guy named Zelos and he took a group of unwonted people and gave them a purpose of life :)
by Vanessa lycan December 17, 2017
Get the Zelos mug.Somone who Zealously defends the superiority of the Linux operating system. The typical Linux Zealot hangs around a forum or IRC channel and answers questions that blatently refer to Microsoft windows with questions like "What operating system are you using?" or replies with instructions that relate to Linux.
Many Linux Zealots know very little about the operation of the Linux operating system and are simply trying to gain respect from fellow Linux users.
Many Linux Zealots know very little about the operation of the Linux operating system and are simply trying to gain respect from fellow Linux users.
I went to a linux help channel to ask how to make this software work but I was called a lamer and told to read the documentation which from what I can tell dosen't exist.
by Kang June 18, 2004
Get the Linux Zealot mug.Zlotnik is a very amazing POLISH last name. In polish you spell it Złotnik. It means goldsmith or someone that is very rich! It is one of the best last names you can have!
by uprapwuz November 9, 2010
Get the Zlotnik mug.An extreme anime nut (see otaku) who refuses to watch any anime cartoon with anything other than the original Japanese voice acting. Anything English on their screen other than subtitles will immediately induce a screaming, whining fit. Claims that even an excellent English dub somehow ruins the original "integrity" or "beauty" of the series. May have some substance to their argument, as anime is often "dumbed down" or censored for North American audiences, but any decent points are drowned out by their yelling about subtitles, as if they were Satan himself and were violently raping their mother in front of them at the time.
Often may make an attempt to learn Japanese so they can do away with subtitles altogether. May also attend an anime convention, cosplay, or enjoy reading MegaTokyo. Extremely vocal nutcase which should generally be avoided at all costs.
Often may make an attempt to learn Japanese so they can do away with subtitles altogether. May also attend an anime convention, cosplay, or enjoy reading MegaTokyo. Extremely vocal nutcase which should generally be avoided at all costs.
"Hey, Cowboy Bebop is on Cartoon Network."
"AAAAHHH A DUB GET THAT FILTH OFF THE TV SCREEN."
"Get out of my house, subtitle zealot!"
"AAAAHHH A DUB GET THAT FILTH OFF THE TV SCREEN."
"Get out of my house, subtitle zealot!"
by RealGTX April 1, 2005
Get the Subtitle Zealot mug.Zealotism represents a state of mind in which one is so embedded into their religious beliefs that they can no longer see the difference between common beliefs and ones that are simply fictitious. The ability to recognise fictitious beliefs disappears when one accepts, without question, that all their beliefs are held to be totally true in their mind model of their surrounding world.
There are several conditions that indicate the state of zealotism:
1. Representing your views as though they are the views of all others who follow the top category of your faith
2. Scaring or threatening people, whether deliberately or through the ideals of trying to help them
3. Attempting to help others when:
a. You know that they know where to find help already
b. They have rejected a previous offer for help
c. They have made it clear that they do not want to hear your offer of help
The state of zealotism results in one not being able to use coherent logic due to being completely inflexible with any beliefs that they might hold. As a consequence, one may incorrectly compare analogies which would be seen as circumstantial in relation to each other. The only over riding factors in zealotism are common interests, for example helping to save someone's life, and the law, which is said to be held true by all people under its jurisdiction.
There are several conditions that indicate the state of zealotism:
1. Representing your views as though they are the views of all others who follow the top category of your faith
2. Scaring or threatening people, whether deliberately or through the ideals of trying to help them
3. Attempting to help others when:
a. You know that they know where to find help already
b. They have rejected a previous offer for help
c. They have made it clear that they do not want to hear your offer of help
The state of zealotism results in one not being able to use coherent logic due to being completely inflexible with any beliefs that they might hold. As a consequence, one may incorrectly compare analogies which would be seen as circumstantial in relation to each other. The only over riding factors in zealotism are common interests, for example helping to save someone's life, and the law, which is said to be held true by all people under its jurisdiction.
An example that is zealotism:
"If you repent now you will not go to hell"
An example that is not zealotism:
"I am sure you can find a source of strength in God"
"If you repent now you will not go to hell"
An example that is not zealotism:
"I am sure you can find a source of strength in God"
by Paul_2007 January 17, 2007
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