Zard

(n) An organic connection between seemingly desparate objects, ideas, or concepts (neologism), derived from the shorthand for wizard and their ability to conjure up objects from incantations or to see the relationships of current conditions to future events.

The old bromide, "debtor today, slave tomorrow" is a zard

by ManlyGeek June 26, 2009

Zard week

A week to celebrate zard

cool its zard week now

by Iamzard July 18, 2021

doink the zard

The act of pulling a Charizard card from a pack of Pokemon cards, placing marijuana onto the card, rolling it into a blunt and smoking it to get high.

kyle: yo bro check it out, just pulled the shiny charizard that's like 400 bucks.
kyle's homie: duuuude siiiick, lets doink the zard bitch.
kyle: what the fuck does that mean.

by doobiemaster69 May 26, 2021

Tanya-zard

A small fire-type Lebanese pokemon.

Attacks:

-Wrap
-Pound
-Double Slap
-Self Destruct

REID uses DOUBLE SLAP

TANYA-ZARD uses SELF DESTRUCT on his house

by Visili Zytsef January 12, 2010

Lauda-zard

Lauda-zard or laudazard refers to a person that has a very hazardous lauda (penis). Having sex with this person will give you STDs.

Don't have sex with him he is such a lauda-zard.

by pikapika12 November 13, 2019

Tanya-Zard-Creator

Someone who writes nonsensical words and their definitions and sends them into urbandictionary.

Oh yeah, he's a total Tanya-Zard-Creator.

by CholeraGarfunkel July 25, 2010

Zard(s)

Short for Wizard, a Zard is just an all around badass from west warwick, whether you play on the football team, basketball team, or really any extracurricular thing. If you're a Zard you get overhyped about pep rallies, go way too far with prank wars, and most of all, hate the Oakers (what the fuck is an Oaker anyway??)

person 1: Man I can't wait for the Thanksgiving game, fuck the oakers!

Zard 2: Yeah! Go Zards!

zard(s)

by nickymedlen November 20, 2018