yardstick 

A fat stomach. Also an adjective..."Yardsticky"

Mooganns has a big YARDSTICK

yardstick by Patrick Moose March 16, 2008

Bubblegum yardstick 

artificially flavored, weighs 3 ounces and is extreamly fun to blow on....like a cock

Mary: Man im bored

Fred: Want a bubblegum yardstick? =]

Bubblegum yardstick by Bubblegum yum yum September 15, 2009

yardslice 

The strip of grass between the sidewalk and the curb

You forgot to mow the yardslice again

yardslice by Atlas Joe January 4, 2014

Tardstick 

An idiot, exactly 36" of imbecile.

He's a tardstick, he thinks addiction is a disease and Obama was a great leader.

Tardstick by erbilohcan June 2, 2018

tardstick 

n. A stupid person by which all other stupid people are measured

They belived that he was so stupid, they used him as a tardstick to measure autistic children.

tardstick by Pinko Jones June 21, 2006

Yard Stick 

A word used to describe a random person or friend when they do or say something completely retarded and need to be made fun of.
Also can be used to describe a person who sucks at sports, work or basically anything related to daily life.

Whoever: Asks stupid ass question
You: "Man that kid is such a yard stick, what a stupid question"
Friend: "OMG such a retard haha"

Random person: Slips and falls on ice or trips on random thing
You: "Man did you see that yard stick wipe out?!?!"
Friend: "Ya he totally just ate it hahaha!"

Yard Stick by Brengland February 6, 2010

yard stick 

venoms yard. if invited be prepared for a long stay.

wanna come round my yard?

yard stick by venom March 22, 2004