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Dirty Xanthe

A Dirty Xanthe is a sexual act which involves the women performing oral sex act. At the time the man cums he donkey punches the girl in the back of her head resulting in the semen flying out her nose at a rapid rate of knots
Just as i was to cum i donkey punched my girlfriend which resulted in her performing a Dirty Xanthe and projectiling a mixture of snot and semen across the room
by Kwiky June 7, 2020
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Xanthe

At first a Xanthe my be mistaken for a common goth, this is a mistake commonly made by amature hunters.
Xanthe's are a reclusive species and are thus hard to find, hence some tales that Xanthes are actully an urban legend.

In the wild they will often be spotted sporting all black atire and will usually be adorned by a ciggarette in one hand and a half drunken bottle of wine in the other.

The bottle of wine is used as part of a complex mating ritual. Xanthes generally have a very low alcohol tolerence and upon consuming a small amount will cause them to go into heat. The mating display of a Xanthe generally involves throughrelly licking the face of her chosen mate but will often make advances on many others before settling down to just one.

The ciggarettes, however, are not just for show. Xanthes are very tempermental and have been known to lash out and use said ciggarette as a weapon, especially when they feel threatened or simply just bored. It is for this reason only experienced hunters should attempt to approach a Xanthe. Amature hunters should not under any circumstances attempt to approach, especially during early spring when it is liekly that the Xanthe is guarding her nest.

Between 40 and 50 Xanthe related deaths occur every year world wide.
"Early in '06 a mate of mine and I were tramping and it just came out of no where, I didnt know what was happening, it just lept out of the bushes. I managed to escape with only minor ciggarette burns but it got Ben, never saw him again. Park ranger said I was lucky to be alive, not many people survive a Xanthe attack."
- Extract from 'Amazing Stories of Survival'
by RozzaG May 28, 2006
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dang is that a xanthe noble? scary af dude
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Xantheena

A person who has the potential to attain spiritual enlightenment!

Your main strengths are related to introspection and intuition. Essentially you are able to unite the feminine and masculine.

Finding balance within two opposing forces which stop confronting and start complementing each other, is an ability few possess.

This however does not mean that you are superior to others. Thoughts like this can only lead to emotional imbalance.
Friend 1: What’s his/her name?

Friend 2: His/her name is Xantheena.
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Xanthe

Xanthe is someone who is stunningly beautiful. They light up the whole room with their smile. People named Xanthe are usually quiet popular because they’re easy to be friends with. They’re kind, welcoming, caring, funny, smart and pretty.

Although at times they can be a bit two-faced. If you say one mean thing and they find out, watch out. They’re not afraid to stand up for themselves
Boy 1: “Omg did u see the new girl Xanthe?”
Boy 2: “Yes god damn, she’s beautiful bro”

Boy 1: “As if u have a chance”
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xanthee

Did you see xanthee, fuck she’s sexy
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Xanthe

Xanthe is a goddess she is the best person you will ever meet. She is so hot and gets all the guys and girls hehe *wink*. Xanthe can be fruity but I've never seen a Xanthe who can beat the shit outta people.
Wow look at Xanthe. She can kill people named Bailey

Xanthe is so stunning today
by Cool kid 72 March 4, 2022
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