xylophonobia

The extreme feeling of existential dread that a person feels whilst in the presence of, or hearing a xylophone.

“I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Montgumery, but I will be unable to attend the orchestral demonstatration of the talents of said musicians; as I know there will be a xylophone present, and I suffer from xylophonobia.”

by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018

Mylo Xyloto

Mylo Xyloto is the fifth studio album created by the band Coldplay. The album features 14 new songs and has been described by band front man Chris Martin as "schizophrenic" in sound. This album released on October 24, 2011.

Hey man, have you heard the new Coldplay album?
Mylo Xyloto? Ya I've heard it, couple good songs, not their usual style.
I know, I like it a lot even though I usually don't go for Coldplay

by xxxtwardyxxx October 27, 2011

Xylophone abs

When a man (or woman) has such toned abs that you could pick up a mallet and play them like a xylophone.

Blythe: Man that guy has such great abs!

Sarah: Yea, I could look at those xylophone abs all day...

by Qwassie November 16, 2013

xylina

a girl that is a part of nature. or a great friend. beautiful

"dude I am Xylina" (beautiful)

by moonstone wolf January 30, 2017

Xyla

This person is really intriguing. They're weird 90% of the time and serious the 10%. They try their best to help people out even when they shouldn't. They're pretty cute but this person doesn't like calling their self anything good. Usually happy and super kind, but if you get on their bad side you're in real trouble because they are willing to kill. Loves singing and games and has an intelligent and artistic side. And sexual wise they are kinky as heck.

Whose the weird one again? Of course it's Xyla.

by uwu77777777 May 6, 2018

xylobone

The area of the sternum and ribs that is clearly visible when a woman, usually a Hollywood celebrity loses too much weight.

Did you see Posh Spice? She's lost so much weight you can see her xylobone

by PoppyMann June 26, 2007

xylophila

A person who speaks of trees and forest in hushed tones and reserves deep respect for them, they may also be know to smoke some of the green stuff from time to time.

Wiz Khalifa is a xylophila

by wizardofmoz June 10, 2016