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Gift Wrap

The act of Hooking up with another.....usaualy in a sexual manner
1.Man i need some gift wrap bad
2.I heard she was getting all sorts of girt wrap
by alexandriamarie April 26, 2006
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Gift wrapping

When a fine honey gets all dressed up even though she knows she won't be dressed for long.
Angela looked smokin in her gift wrapping, I couldn't wait to open my present when we got home.
by gushi141 December 31, 2009
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Tokyo gift wrap

When a man cooks ramen noodles, then cools them down with cold water. Then he wraps the cold noodles around a woman's breasts and proceeds to boob fuck her.

Optional: Eat the jizz flavored ramen
Person1: "Hey you want some breakfast?"
Person 2:"Nah, I'm still full from that Tokyo gift wrap from last night"

Person3" ".....WHERE THE EFF IS ALL MY RAMEN!!"
by TheTepanyakiCanoli June 14, 2010
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Granny Gift Wrap

A granny wrapped gift or pressent is a pressent that is almost impossibe to open due to it being coated in scotch tape. The only way to unwrap a 'granny gift wrap' is to hack at it with scissors until you are able to get your fingers in, and rip it open.
A Granny Gift Wrap is an inaccessable gift due to excessive use of scellotape!
by Cookie-Dude-123 December 24, 2008
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gift wrapping the toilet seat

The act of carefully covering a toilet seat in a public bathroom with toilet paper or other protective paper so that your skin doesn't make contact with the toilet seat (and catching who knows what?)
Jimmy: Hurry dad! I gotta goooooo!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!
by Mydaho January 11, 2015
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