by JakeLaurie April 12, 2017
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His home will have numerous cat toys and at least 2 litter boxes. The cats will likely have different dietary requirements from one another. Guests to his home should avoid wearing clothing, which will inevitably be covered in hair upon sitting down. He will alternately dote upon and express profound frustration about his furry charges.
Note that this should not be confused with a hoarder. Although there may well be evidence of litter box-related accidents, the cat wrangler's cats will be *alive*.
His home will have numerous cat toys and at least 2 litter boxes. The cats will likely have different dietary requirements from one another. Guests to his home should avoid wearing clothing, which will inevitably be covered in hair upon sitting down. He will alternately dote upon and express profound frustration about his furry charges.
Note that this should not be confused with a hoarder. Although there may well be evidence of litter box-related accidents, the cat wrangler's cats will be *alive*.
"One cat, you're a guy with a cat. Two cats, you're a guy who wants his cats to have some company. Three cats, you're a cat wrangler....clear your schedule."
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yo dawg, he was d'ing me up on the court. next think I knew, he gave me a Tallahassee wrangler. shit gets you by surprise every dam time
by big ash 69 May 10, 2019
Get the Tallahassee wrangler mug.A man of few abilities or attributes. He loves a challenge, if that challenge is a climbing a tree, man he loves to climb trees. His pot belly and love of trebles has hindered his athletic ability, which has resulted in a serious sweating issue.
A woman on her period is no obstacle for this man. He relishes the opportunity to bust through a heiniman and get his fingers bloody. Dracula has nothing on this bleeding axe wound warrior. Known to make a wench wetter than an otters pocket through his infamous "taser fingers" and pump -action foreskin, he can frost a bitch like a cake with a 5 metre radius. When not bleeding girls like radiators, typical day time activities include flogging the dolphin, smashing plates and exploring his anal cavity.
A woman on her period is no obstacle for this man. He relishes the opportunity to bust through a heiniman and get his fingers bloody. Dracula has nothing on this bleeding axe wound warrior. Known to make a wench wetter than an otters pocket through his infamous "taser fingers" and pump -action foreskin, he can frost a bitch like a cake with a 5 metre radius. When not bleeding girls like radiators, typical day time activities include flogging the dolphin, smashing plates and exploring his anal cavity.
Girl on the blob: I can't find a tampon, no worries i'll use jake wazz waring's massive shlong instead.
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Get the Wrankle mug.Similar in definition to the aforementioned, JK Wrangler, the JK Wrangler Unlimited is the new 4 door version of the JK Wrangler (2007+). All the traits that apply to the JK Wrangler, also apply to the JK Wrangler Unlimited. Yes, my friends, this bad daddy also has solid axles (dual Dana 44s on the upscale Rubicon Unlimited trim), available factory electronic lockers, available sway bar disconnect, 32" BFGoodrich Mud Terrain tires, and a whole host of other amenities and features. What does this mean for the 21st century wheeler? The iconic Wrangler is now suitable for carrying the entire family and all their gear with ease. OR, the extra space can also be utilized, for...<ahem>, other EXTRACURRICULAR activities. Tu sabes??? ;) Once again, other 4x4s simply need not apply. FJ Cruiser? Go home. Ford Explorer? Bite me. Land Rover LR2? Why even bother? Acura RDX/MDX? All I can do is snicker, baby! Nissan Xterra? We established this, your boys will throw sand in your eyes if you buy this one! Porsche Cayenne? Stick to the mall parking lot! Let's see, am I forgetting anyone?...
OH YEAH! Hummer H2 and Hummer H3 owners take note: You all dropped $35+K on SUVs (note: I did NOT use the term 4x4...you're not worthy) that couldn't wheel themselves out of a moldy-ass cardboard box...let alone handle the dunes at Glamis, the rocks of Moab, or even the mud of the Deep South. Do us all a favor and slap some chrome 24" Zenettis on your mall cruisers and stick to toolin' down the boulevard. Okay? Well, I do believe we are finished here. Have a GREAT day. :)
OH YEAH! Hummer H2 and Hummer H3 owners take note: You all dropped $35+K on SUVs (note: I did NOT use the term 4x4...you're not worthy) that couldn't wheel themselves out of a moldy-ass cardboard box...let alone handle the dunes at Glamis, the rocks of Moab, or even the mud of the Deep South. Do us all a favor and slap some chrome 24" Zenettis on your mall cruisers and stick to toolin' down the boulevard. Okay? Well, I do believe we are finished here. Have a GREAT day. :)
"After threatening my vision with thrown sand, my boys convinced me to snag a JK Wrangler, however, I remembered the little lady at home and my two rugrats, so I decided to do them one better and step up to the JK Wrangler Unlimited. Who's throwing the sand now, suckas???"
by Russ D. February 15, 2008
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