A word used in place of the word "did" to make the sentence seem redundant and foolish.
Despite "would" being the future tense of the word "will", it's used in place of the past tensed "did", thus making the statement ridiculous.
Despite "would" being the future tense of the word "will", it's used in place of the past tensed "did", thus making the statement ridiculous.
Joey: Omg guys, I just ate like 40 taquitos.
Shayne: Hah! You would do something like that.
Joey:...
Shayne: Hah! You would do something like that.
Joey:...
by ElectricEel January 07, 2009
by Tbett February 12, 2008
The simple question of would you bang this girl/dude? Whether smokin hot, or a big fat fatty. Plain and simple.......Would ja?
(Imagine walkin along with your boy or girl. Walkin towards you both is a descent, let's say average girl or guy. A 6 out of 10.) Out of the corner of your mouth, just enough for your friend to hear........Would Ja?
by Dirty B! June 15, 2008
When, given the perfect situation in which no one would know and there would be no negative repercussions whatsoever, you would have sex with a given person.
by Shaunce March 09, 2014
Would wife is derived from the fact being that you find a certain woman so attractive that you would literally marry her right now and start a family.
Breh 1: Is this girl hot?
Breh 2: Hmmm.... 6 out of 10 at best..
Breh 3: Elbows too pointy
Breh 4: Are you kids insane? WOULD WIFE!!!!!
Breh 1: Cool story bro
Breh 4: uMAD breh? U Mirin my aesthetics?
Breh 2: Hmmm.... 6 out of 10 at best..
Breh 3: Elbows too pointy
Breh 4: Are you kids insane? WOULD WIFE!!!!!
Breh 1: Cool story bro
Breh 4: uMAD breh? U Mirin my aesthetics?
by Gary it's my real name June 15, 2011
A question, usually asked by men, that refers to inquiring of your desire to have sexual intercourse with a female.
by Jacob W. April 10, 2004