wittigence

a brief, sudden, normally unexpected injection of wit and intelligence combined, generally in the midst of "other" subject matter or context

Professor was known for his often whimsical, sometimes scathing wittigences at unpredictable junctures of his lectures.

by the deficit kid July 12, 2009

Sticky Witwicky

A Sticky Witwicky is when you have had some happy time and end up finding sticky bits of semen everywhere. Named after Sam Witwicky from Transformers

Oh dude I just found another Sticky Witwicky on my jeans, i shoulda cleaned up better after my happy time

by Dionize September 11, 2016

wittiginal

when a situation is witty + original it is wittiginal

witty + original = wittiginal

this is so wittiginal

by aw2kx January 5, 2010

witwickey

A WIT-WICKY or witwickey is a white male of a large stature with blonde hair and blue eyes.

"Hey witwickey, pass the blunt."
"Witwickey knows where the smokes at."

by Sam31223 December 3, 2016

paige witwicki

Paige a kick ass girl that any guy would be lucky to have is sweet kind and is friends with everyone so never let a Paige go or else you will regret it for the rest of your life.

Dam did you see Paige witwicki today she is looking really hot man.

by Pie us goid February 13, 2017

A Forest Wittiger

when your girl gives you a blow job and you pull out and give her a facial but some gets in her eye and her eye closes up

Yo, I just gave my girl A Forest Wittiger.

by Motor Boat April 29, 2016

Witig

The name Witig is primarily a male name of Somali origin that means an open and honest person.

The best kind of guy you will meet,handsome ,sexy tall kind and a little shy but makes you feel very comfortable,best guy to keep as a friend and boyfriend never loose a Witig

by Kong Wakanda November 22, 2021