wichita mustache

When you’ve been getting eaten out so long they get crusties along their bottom lip.

I sat on Tommy’s face so long last night I gave him a Wichita mustache!

by Jose Rico February 25, 2018

Wichita Workweek

The practice of electrical line workers from Wichita, Kansas reporting in sick during their normal work week then agreeing to work overtime for extra pay on the weekend. The end result was a full week’s pay for being sick plus two shifts of premium overtime. A man could work two days and get eight days of pay under this arrangement.

Jason was sick all week then worked both shifts on Saturday and Sunday. That’s what we call a ‘Wichita Workweek.’

by Scoots79 January 20, 2019

wichita state university

The 3rd largest university in the state of Kansas. Located in East Wichita, on the southeast corner of the intersection of 21st St. and Hillside St. University mascot is the Shocker.

guy: I go to wichita state university.
guy2: Do you mean WSU?
guy: Psh... Whatever.

by Mcx_ks November 10, 2007

Wichita

A nice little small city in south central Kansas with about 350,000 or so people. The west side is pretty boring and the east side is for rich people. Aircraft is a major industry like Learjet, Boeing, Raytheon, etc. Wichita is actually the aircraft capital of the world believe it or not. Lately it has been famous for BTK that was caught earlier this year.

"What? But I've worked at Boeing for over 30 years, you can't lay me off. Oh and you're replacing me with a stupid young kid who knows nothing about aircraft? Boeing you are the greatest company EVER."

by Dennis Rader July 13, 2005

Wichita Falls

A town whos greatest acomplishment is being made fun of on King of The Hill

Did you know Hank Hill visted Wichita Falls?

by undercoverginger May 24, 2019

wichita gal

Laid back gal with a midwestern persona. The opposite of pretentious.

Don't worry, she's a wichita gal, you'll like her.

by chirpie December 12, 2017

wichita wind surge

When you pass major gas after eating at an "authentic" Mexican restaurant in Wichita, KS. Also the name of the new Wichita AAA baseball team.

After eating that massive burrito from Renee's, I had a Wichita wind surge that came out so hot and hard I thought I shit myself.

by Ict November 13, 2019