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mr. winky

Just another cute name for your penis.
Oh, don't be frightened. It's only Mr. Winky saying "hi" to you.
by Running Out of Patience February 1, 2007
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Windy City Salad

The act of licking the anus and it's surrounding areas while the receiver lets loose a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process known as flatulence.
Your mom asked if she could toss my salad. I told her I had 3 supreme tacos and double beef burrito for lunch. Therefor it will be of the Windy City Salad variety.
by RoundhouseKick September 24, 2009
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Pinky winky

"So how was it last night?"
"The foreplay was good, but he had a pinky winky..."

"He's hot but his pinky is so winky!"
by Scram704 September 23, 2009
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Wet n Windy

Calvin: Dude Laklynn just gave a a wet n windy last night!

James: Are you serious?

Calvin: Hell yeah, it was amazing!
by BigJax512 April 16, 2019
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pinky winky

A cock which is both short and thin, presumably while erect. Use of the term is usually accompanied by the holding up of the pinky finger, so as to compare it with the alleged pinky winky.
Johnny: "Would you like to go on a second date with me?"
Suzie: "I would, but I don't think we're compatible."
Johnny: "What?!? What was it specifically, if you don'y mind my asking?"
Suzie: "It's not you! It's just that you have, well, a pinky winky."
Johnny: "Ouch! You didn't have to insult me."
Suzie: "What? That's a specific term. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It means a short, thin cock."
Johnny: "Oh, well I knew it was short, but I always thought it was pretty thick..."
Suzie: "It's actually both the thinnest and the shortest pinky winky I have ever observed in person. And for that I thank you sir!"
Johnny: "I really hate you right now."
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
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Wiry

An adjective used to describe a person who has a lean yet muscular build.
Generally, football (soccer) players are wiry.
by Skilluminati June 20, 2018
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