windian

A white dude who is trying to be Indian.

Yo man, look at that windian hangin' with Punjab and Mahontek.

by JP December 15, 2004

windowing

An entertaining sexual game. The game starts when a gentleman has sexy time with his lady from behind while she is facing a ground floor window. After swapping with a friend who has been hiding in a wardrobe (without the lady's knowledge), the gentleman then runs round to the outside of the window. He then records her surprise as she wonders who has been reaming her for the last few minutes.

I was windowing your mother last night. You should have seen the look on her face when she saw me outside the house! She'll be laughing about that for years to come.

by B. Jesseling June 12, 2008

windian

An enthusiastic caucasian proponent of Native American culture, usually exhibiting various degrees of cultural appropraition, including but not limited to:
- the "taking" of an "Indian Name"
- wearing of various articles of generic Native American garb including moccasins, ribbon shirts etc.
- hanging a Dream Catcher in anything other than the appropriate place (ie: the car rearview mirror, on your keychain)
- sporting a T-shirt or sweatshirt with various dramatic spiritual representations of wolves, eagles or Indian Princesses swirling around a planet or tree
- approaching any random Native American person and holding your hand to their heart, declaring solidarity and apologizing for what your ancestors did to the First Peoples
- believing that you are Native American because your great-great-great grandmother's half sister once made out with a Cherokee

The strange Windian woman wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with wolves approached, and with a far away look in her eye she said, "Are you Native American? My uncle handed down his Indian Name to me, I am White Eagle Feather. So sorry about all the imperialism and such. Do you know where I can find a good sweat lodge?"

by Stufleupagus May 27, 2006

Windowing

When someone's face becomes the window to a pair of beef curtains.

(Putting someones face up to a woman's vagina and licking the inner labia of her sexual organs)

I walked in and saw Patrick windowing Nadia, it was a spectacular sight.

by TheJokerr June 1, 2018

Windian

A term used by brits (black & white) to refer to those from the West Indies, i.e. Jamaica.

"How did we end up in all this ragga business. We ain't even Jamaicans, man. Always trying to keep up with the Windians. Ain't we the real Africans though? It all started with us, and here's us trying to hang. Straining to chat like them from their tiny island."
Source: Movie called Bashment-2010

by johnalexander06 October 2, 2013

windian

A caucasian person who has become annoyingly enamored of Native American culture and embarassingly tries to incorporate these traditions into their life. This includes adopting a spirit animal, participating in "sweats," decorating homes and rearview mirrors with dreamcatchers, much to the amusement and or disgust of other caucasians and Native Americans. A variant of the concept behind the term "wigger."

"Where's Jim?"
"He's gone to spend the weekend sitting in the woods with nothing but a blanket and discover himself."
"WTF?"
"I know, flipping windian idiot."

by funkiemunkee February 4, 2010

windian

A person who is half Welsh, half Indian

the windians of wales rule e.g. kristina and cara

by cmzr October 11, 2006