whafuck 

a mashup of the phrase "what the fuck" best used when speaking to a total idiot.

brother 1: Hey bro you asked me to clean the keyboard so I soaked it in hot water..

brother 2: OMG! whafuck were you thinking?

whafuck by conceptz May 25, 2010

Whitefucked 

(adj.) A state of being in which the essence, character, or originality of a given person, place, or thing degenerates into a cookie-cutter, shopping mall version of itself.

Man, pop music was revolutionary in the Beatles' time, but with Bieber and Miley running around you can see it's been totally whitefucked.

Whitefucked by Freakle September 7, 2016

whatthefuck o'clock 

An ungodly hour in the morning, when it is still pitch black outside and freezing cold.

Bob has to get up at whatthefuck o'clock each morning just to arrive on time to work.

Dude why did you wake me up? it's whatthefuck o'clock!

whatthefuck o'clock by wqrt13tr October 1, 2010

Whatthefuckhappenedtotheeconomy 

A question uttered in rapid style when a person realizes their business is in the crapper and their going to lose everything they worked for.

Whatthefuckhappenedtotheeconomy? I'm losing my shirt! Where did all the customers go?

Whatthefuckhappenedtotheeconomy by cardboard to death September 28, 2009

whatthefuckery 

Extreme circumstances that normally lead one to exclaim "What the f##k?".

During the ongoing whatthefuckery that ensued in getting a cab, we lost track of how late we were.

whatthefuckery by Tijw December 13, 2004

Whatfuckingever 

Shows that one doesn't care about something. Similar to cool story bro.

Dav: yeah, so I was talking to my mum the other day and-
Mansi: it's mom
Dav: whatfuckingever.

Whatfuckingever by davverone October 29, 2011

Sheer Whatthefuckery

When something that happens that a person or group of people find to be unbelievable.

Guy One: Did you see the video of that guy on youtube busting his knuckles up on a wall because of modern warfare 2?

Guy Two: Yeah, that was sheer whatthefuckery.

Sheer Whatthefuckery by Alpharoy November 17, 2009