whacking it

1.masturbation
2.jacking off

my brother was whacking it yesterday

by kitty+sis February 24, 2004

Whacking the Donkey

Apparently what the guy from "Overboard" did when Goldie Hawn was gone from him thinking she was someone else's mother and wife. Yeah, we don't get it either.

As Goldie Hawn tries to leave her mean husband--

Mean husband: I'm desired by many women! Do you know what I've been doing while you were gone? Whacking the donkey with painted ladies!

by painteddonkeywhackerladie August 24, 2009

whacking the gary

common misconception for "whacking the carrot"

another term for masturbation

"Yeahhhh....so i was whacking the gary the other, and I ran out of lube, so I just used mayonaise."

by ssullivan April 18, 2006

Whacking the didgeridoo

A term Aussie cunts with big dicks use when they are going to masturbate

Friend 1: What you doing tonight
Friend 2: Probably going to be whacking the didgeridoo to some porn

by Lil Smithy October 30, 2018

whacking the dodo

the final hand-job before a vasectomy

"Sir, we are ready for you now. Sir?"

"Oh sorry Doctor, he'll only be a moment. He's just whacking the dodo in the bathroom."

by Emvaya May 6, 2020

whacking material

Pornographic literature with no other purpose than to be used in assisting masturbation.

The trucker didn't care about the titles or the quality of the porno magazines, he was just looking for whacking material.

by Gilbert Narley April 21, 2007

whacking off

Noun to describe the process of masturbating

Woogie was whacking off his chode over an asshole

by Danny June 19, 2003