Wenatchee

A small town in central Washington consisting of too many sport fans, an overload of apple souvenirs and a bunch of dying small businesses. There is very little to do here for entertainment. Great place to settle down if your worried about natural disasters; other then fires they're non existent. The people not from this area might look at Wenatchee like a place of opportunity, and think it's a nice small community but people that live here want to get the hell out. There are no jobs, no opportunitys and small minded people. The people that live here, hate it here, and most likely die here.-oh and most of the people from Wenatchee, hate apples

Me: so where are you planning on moving?
Him: anywhere but Wenatchee.

by SmileyK May 28, 2018

Wenatchee Shot

Similiar to a "strikeout", the person in question inhales a hit of marijuana, pounds an entire beer, takes a bite from a fresh apple, then exhales the marijuana smoke.

Rafters, kyakers, and river party animals in general from the Pacific Northwest are fimliar with the practice, which originated in the absense of hard acohol because glass bottles or containers are generally frowned upon in a raft or at the bank of a river.

While rafting the river, I got fucked up off a couple Wenatchee Shots, and didnt notice because the apple is so refreshing!

by HawaiianD June 29, 2011

Wenatchee

A shitty little town in central Washington full of illegal immigrants and idiots who are obsessed with their damn apples. A boring place to live, where every idiot knows everyone else, and outsiders will be bored and all hell and not enjoy living there. It doesn't have a University or a decent sports team to its name, but the lame-ass locals pretend like there stupid football and baseball teams are any good.

Joe: Where are you from?
Mike: Hell
Joe: Oh, Wenatchee.

by Penske August 8, 2008

Wenatchee High School

The school that had those green tents for the band

Jimmy Kimmel made fun of Wenatchee high school on TV very cool.

by BarryAllenIsNotAGoldfish2 February 25, 2021

wenatchee

a slang term for a woman's vagina, usually used when describing it in an unpleasant way

That girls wenatchee smelled awful!

by SR Bear July 15, 2011

Wenatchee

1. Another term for a woman's vagina
2. A shithole city in the middle of Washington whose claim to fame include nothing short of the infamous apple. Sometimes referred to the 909 of Washington.

Billy Bob: Dey took err jobs.
Ricky Bobby: What jobs? We're in Wenatchee.

by driftwood0205 February 21, 2011

Wenatchee

Home of apples, Wenatchee Wild, Wenatchee Venom, you know everything and more that East Wenatchee doesn't have including the ability to dominate at every sport! Eastmont is often what East Wenatchee is called because it's shorter and easier on the soft and fragile minds of the East Wenatchee people. Now I know on this site people often think that Wenatchee is of lesser quality than Eat Wenatchee, but dearly mistaken they are! We tend to kick East Wenatchee's butt at every sport when it comes to high school, and middle school. Wenatchee is mainly known for beating the tar out of East Wenatchee's football players at the battle of the bridges (only time both teams play because Wenatchee High is part of a bigger and better league than Eastmont) every single year! Also, Wenatchee people are more creative, just take a look at their name, East Wenatchee, that's about as creative as crashing planes into the Twin Towers, again. If I haven't got my point a crossed, then you're from the East of Wenatchee. If you don't believe me you can even check the sports scores, it shouldn't be that hard since everything says,

"WENATCHEE WINS AGAIN!"

Wenatcheeite, " You know I fell bad for you."

East Wenatchee Joe, " Why?"

Wenatcheeite, " You can't win at any sports, or succeed in life."

East Wenatchee Joe, " True that."

Wenatcheeite, " Now leave my sight you dirty outsider!"

by The Wenatcheeite May 15, 2011