That weiner smells funny

That weiner smells funny, l wonder where it has been? This is the quest to see if something nasty happened to that food!

That weiner smells funny!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 17, 2020

weiner stand

when a man can support his body's weight by balancing himself using only his penis. "

"I was doing cock push-ups and got stuck in a full on weiner stand."

by Rim Tobbs May 31, 2018

Weiner Shot

When someone takes a photo with their cell phone of themself with clothes on or clothes off buy using the reflection of their mirror. "May or may not include junk"

Hey bro, I just saw your facebook page.... sweet weiner shot.

by kelkins June 14, 2011

Weiner Sniper

A guy who never misses the bowl when urinating.

Guy: 1
Dude you were hammered last night and you never missed the bowl...your such a weiner sniper.

Guy: 2
Why were you watching me urinate?

Guy: 1
We were having a sniping contest.

by ToadH January 1, 2010

weiner sweats

Sweat pants worn by a man where you can see the bulge or outline of hisjunk or his camel tail

Tom was just walking around the house in his weiner sweats.

by dawnandderrick May 11, 2016

Weiner Scout

The biggest retard in the whole school. Might be gay we are not sure.

Wes: “Luke Engstrom is a weiner scout.”

Leland: “Amen bro, he’s always faking injuries and stuff.”

by Hot dude 69 July 9, 2019

weiner show

Exposing the weiner in public.
Sex
Foreplay
A way of getting someones attention

Jon did the weiner show at Mickeys last weekend.

"Hey sweetcakes, can I have the weiner show now?"

by jonathan May 13, 2005