Weed Whacking

To blaze then fap.

Just smoked, figured I might as well be Weed Whacking right now because my girlfriend has to work late.

by GoBackToForward July 9, 2015

weed-whacking

The instance in which a male is masturbating while smoking marijuana.

George W. Bush was caught in his Texas estate weed-whacking during the 9/11 tragedy.

by BDog31 August 17, 2011

Weed whacking

An action to describe someone who smokes pot with one hand while masturbating with the other.

Friend: Why did you not come out yesterday? Weed whacking in your parents' bedroom?

by MegaMarc September 24, 2016

Weed Whacking

The act of drive-by destruction of people's mailboxes.

After getting her mailbox smashed by drive-by teenagers. Mrs. Parley stuck her head out the window and screamed Goddammit you good for nothing little shits! Stop weed whacking my property!

by WastingLight2012 February 20, 2015

weebwacking

The act of masturbation to anime titties and/or other phonographic material from manga.

Yo, I heard Keefer was weebwacking to his waifu the other night.

by EpeeRex July 29, 2016

weedwacking

When you smoke weed while jacking off

I was weedwacking last night.

by She Succa me May 9, 2018

Weedwacking

Masturbating while smoking weed

Maaaan last night I got so baked that I whipped it out and started weedwacking

by swaghettida4th January 12, 2021