Weedman

A creepy boy who lives on the internet... He would seduce a young girl on the internet with applesauce and sick promises. Leading her into his trap with a simple: "I can give you all the applesauce you want if you just follow me ;)"
The girl would follow him while her mother would scream her head off, attempting at throwing jerrycats at the boy's head.

But one day he woke up and was like "I'ma be trans."

Avery: "Sometimes I can still feel Weedman screaming inside."

by Navada Kadabra September 16, 2017

weedgans

People who used to smoke weed but don’t anymore.

“Couple em weedgans went out to play laser tag again.”

by AstonishedAstronaut November 29, 2022